1 pointPrisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, movie references are legally admissible in court, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queendom of Tacosia's national animal is the Taco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests. Huzzah! The taco is back from the brink of extinction!
1 pointBanned for not being patriotic enough