That's silly. Roads are for things that go "vroom vroom." Just keep driving. *thump thump thump thump* I'm driving. *thump*
One day a notebook falls from the sky before you. On the cover it says, "Brown Note." Flipping through, it turns out it's just like the Death Note, except instead of killing people with heart attacks by default, it makes them have such explosive diarrhea that they poop themselves to death within 40 seconds of writing their name down. It also turns out you can do non-lethal things as well to people, as long as diarrhea or dysentery is somehow also involved in the instructions. You also find out, unlike the Death Note, you have to sign at least sign one name into it within 2047 minutes (AKA 32 hours and 27 minutes) of touching it or you fall victim to the book yourself, and you cannot decide if you want to keep it or discard it until you either have killed one person or affected 1000 people in some other fashion with it, and it turns out the book is indestructible. About this time, to confirm it's real, the God of Poo that dropped it appears before you. Wat do?