Revanche

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    Would you drop everything and be a pony?!

    I couldn't accept being restricted to this world once given that offer, I'd take it, then do everything in my power to understand the mechanics of my transfer using Science!™. I'd also see if I couldn't entice a few scientifically-minded ponies into reverse-engineering my knowledge of computers. I doubt I'd have much success in either area, but everypony needs a hobby. As for species, unicorn magic is just too useful to pass up on. I guess if I could be an alicorn, I might take that, just for the free celebrity status, and because an ailocrn appearing out of nowhere might make ponies actually believe my story. Oh, and do I get to go all Wizard of Oz with my house placement and smash my home into anywhere I want? If that's the case, the royal sisters are getting a new house-mate. (Crashing into their home with my own house counts as moving in, right?)
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    If you threw it through the mirror...

    You'd get Alone Lunch. If you threw a tantrum through the mirror...
  3. I'd write an episode where Twilight and Starlight take a careful, information gathering trip back in time, tot he early days of Equestria, and the royal sisters rule.
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    An Awesome Spectacular Concept for a Pony Game

    As no action is veritably superior to any other, consequence is, at present, non-existent irregardless of how "simulated" our reality is. I, for one, wholly predict the human race being casually outcompeted by a superior creation of ours, initially in the job market. I have no problem with this, as I have no prejudice towards furthering any sort of "human" agenda. Bring on the end of this wretched species! Oh, and Battlefront with Luna and Celestia? Just make it one of the classic Battlefront games, not this generic new-fangled fancy-graphics creature that gets played nowadays.
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    Clans on Forums

    Comeback of the year. Clans could be cool, so long as people don't go too crazy.
  6. Welcome tot he forums, Komaeda. I, naturally, will have to consult my crystal ball before believing anything you say. You're a tricksy one.
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    Answer my question with a question

    What happens if somebody asks a rhetorical question?
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    The Birdman has landed in the nest !!!

    I was wondering when you'd show up, Kyo.
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    Why saddles?

    Why do we wear ties? They don't serve any sort of real purpose, it's just cultural.
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    The Vending Machine

    Out comes a Shadowbolt. Puts in books.
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    Choose A or B

    Anime Subs (Dubs can be good, but Subs are more consistently so) Sunset Shimmer or Starlight Glimmer?
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    Hey, Everypony!

    Welcome to the forums, Sparklefan. I'm sure you'll find plenty of likeminded Twilight Sparkle lovers here.
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    Twilight Sparkle/Sci-Twi Fan Club

    http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/2/28/Twilight_Sparkle_Crazy_S2E3.png/revision/latest?cb=20111016141434 True beauty. Anyhoo, gotta love some Book Horse. I just hope they don't run of places to take her, character-wise.
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    The Post of Strange Dreams

    I've had a lot of weird dreams. Like, a lot. Most recently, I suppose would be the one where Stephen Fry, dressed up as a knight, tied me face down to the top of a large building, and slashed at me with a sword, instigating death by a thousand cuts, until somebody turned up and untied me, and I accidentally killed Stephen Fry and we escaped via slide. The dream proceeded to get even weirder.
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    Harmless Bugs & Animals You're Afraid of

    Mosquitoes have killed half of all humans that have ever lived, so they're not exactly "harmless". For me, it's got to be ticks. You never know when one might be on you, sucking your blood.
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    Answer The Question Above You

    A robot horse. What is your favorite book?
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    Anti-Jokes

    man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end . He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. . . . But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
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    Last to Post: EqD Edition

    Woah, dude. I've never seen her so angry.
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    The Banned Game

    Banned for bowing down to dark energy's every whim!
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    Question about fighting for the right reason

    Well, if we really want to do this, why not go all out and use our paws and tails.
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    Pae in da house

    Seems I just ran out of bullets....*Revs up car*
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    Brexit

    Naturally, people register their ideological standards. If Bob registers as thinking that eating fruit is wrong then it's a crime for him to do it, since it pertains to him, but it is not a crime for Alice. If there's more than two people involved, nothing changes. i.e. Bob, who believes theft is wrong steals from Alice, who thinks it's acceptable, who in turn steals from Kate, who also thinks it's acceptable.. Bob is the only one to have committed a crime. This thread has gone a little off topic...