Lord Nanfoodle

Outta my way!! You cannot fathom the level of diarrhea that I have!! It has to be at least, what, 1006?!

Banned for trying to ban seasonings. I dare say, paprika goes with everything... EVERYTHING.

Banned for not swapping out that M30 Garand yet for a real gun, like a SSK Industries .950 JDJ Rifle, you know, for hunting dangerous varmints like mice and bunnies.

I call this "Lancelot's Gambit."

It's clothes. As long as they're not blue, I don't care what color they are. You wake up one day to discover aliens have come to earth, but instead of being technologically advanced, they're wizards. I mean, it's little green men casting spells. They came here to intercept a horde of dragons, but it turns out the dragons are scions of science, and more and more it looks like they plan to use Earth as their battlefield. Wat do?

Today I learned something kids. Today I learned you can't use toothpaste to clean your contact lenses. Sure your eyes will be minty fresh, but the searing blindness isn't as cool as I make it seem.

Pull a Peter Griffin and do what he did to James Woods by stealing THEIR identity and doing in kind. You wake up to fight out the Street Fighter tournament has decided to use your car to pummel for their bonus round without telling you, and E. Honda is wailing on it as we speak, racking up some serious points. Wat do?

I have a camera right here. Why does it look funny? Well, uh, because it has a... telescopic lens. Yeah, for accurate headshots. Now hold still...

Good News: This makes it possible for one to afford a house with a Kotobukiya Applejack and two Funko Fluttershys.

M2 x Phyllis

Banned for not sweeping the leg.

Dab. Every time you leave your house and return the locations of all your stuff has been randomized and your internet disabled, you have to collect them to gain access your internet technical support and have them send someone out, whom you must defeat to get your internet turned back on, and it just so happens that person is also Ganondorf. Wat do?

Hard choice, both good colors... B. Green has been my favorite color since forever. Favorite monster girl: Mermaid Centaur

Eat all the chocolate off the shelves, then replace it by dropping a deuce in all the wrappers. If and when asked about this, tell the store you were supplying them with fresh "artisan-made chocolate" as a replacement.

Petty crime spree, because we know how inept the royal guard is, and petty theft and loitering clearly doesn't rise up to threats necessary to get face-nuked by the Elements, so you're in that strange grey area where you're a crime GOD there. You're riding on a train, and all of a sudden the train gets possessed by a demon which starts causing mayhem, and then to make matters worse, some dude steps onto the tracks and suplexes your train. Wat do?