Lord Nanfoodle

The rules of this game are plain and simple, folks!! You postulate a "what if" scenario (hopefully prefixed with the phrase, "Wat Do?"), and the person below you comes up with their own solution to that problem, and that solution can be as rational, silly, or asinine as they want. Here's an example to clarify: Now that we have an example, here's one for real: "You're in New York, on vacation, and there's a commotion only you seem to notice down by the hotel pool. A mad scientist is there with a strange device connected to the pool, drawing water from it, claiming it is a special biological bomb, and is declaring to detonate said bomb with a biological agent with the goal of turning the entire state of New York into his own personal 'kemonomimi girl paradise' once the bomb is primed, and is glad to have a live audience to the new era. Thing is, when you question him on 'the entire state,' he reveals the only person it won't affect is him, meaning both guys and girls will be turned into catgirls and the like if he sets this off. You have a chance to stop him, because this guy seems off his rocker, and regardless of whether it'd turn everyone into kemonomimi, it looks very much like a bomb, but then again... Wat do?"

Just like the old PF2 staple, new silly and interesting quips and quotes for the avatar of the person whom has posted above you. I'd show you how this works, but alas, there's no one above me... so we wait.

Outta my way!! You cannot fathom the level of diarrhea that I have!! It has to be at least, what, 1006?!

Banned for trying to ban seasonings. I dare say, paprika goes with everything... EVERYTHING.

Banned for not swapping out that M30 Garand yet for a real gun, like a SSK Industries .950 JDJ Rifle, you know, for hunting dangerous varmints like mice and bunnies.

I call this "Lancelot's Gambit."

It's clothes. As long as they're not blue, I don't care what color they are. You wake up one day to discover aliens have come to earth, but instead of being technologically advanced, they're wizards. I mean, it's little green men casting spells. They came here to intercept a horde of dragons, but it turns out the dragons are scions of science, and more and more it looks like they plan to use Earth as their battlefield. Wat do?

Today I learned something kids. Today I learned you can't use toothpaste to clean your contact lenses. Sure your eyes will be minty fresh, but the searing blindness isn't as cool as I make it seem.

Pull a Peter Griffin and do what he did to James Woods by stealing THEIR identity and doing in kind. You wake up to fight out the Street Fighter tournament has decided to use your car to pummel for their bonus round without telling you, and E. Honda is wailing on it as we speak, racking up some serious points. Wat do?

I have a camera right here. Why does it look funny? Well, uh, because it has a... telescopic lens. Yeah, for accurate headshots. Now hold still...

Good News: This makes it possible for one to afford a house with a Kotobukiya Applejack and two Funko Fluttershys.

M2 x Phyllis

Banned for not sweeping the leg.

Dab. Every time you leave your house and return the locations of all your stuff has been randomized and your internet disabled, you have to collect them to gain access your internet technical support and have them send someone out, whom you must defeat to get your internet turned back on, and it just so happens that person is also Ganondorf. Wat do?

Hard choice, both good colors... B. Green has been my favorite color since forever. Favorite monster girl: Mermaid Centaur

Eat all the chocolate off the shelves, then replace it by dropping a deuce in all the wrappers. If and when asked about this, tell the store you were supplying them with fresh "artisan-made chocolate" as a replacement.

Petty crime spree, because we know how inept the royal guard is, and petty theft and loitering clearly doesn't rise up to threats necessary to get face-nuked by the Elements, so you're in that strange grey area where you're a crime GOD there. You're riding on a train, and all of a sudden the train gets possessed by a demon which starts causing mayhem, and then to make matters worse, some dude steps onto the tracks and suplexes your train. Wat do?

"Funny story. So, one day I heard two loud pops, everything went dark, and now the doctor says I get to wear these baller glasses all the time. Also something about 'putting drops in the sockets' or something, but I'm too rad to worry about strange pus smells!!"

"General Zoi, what do you bid me to do, my master?!"

Banned because a moped is faster than hoofing it.

The prior statement imparted diarrhea on my brain.

M2 x Raid

Wait until everyone at the radio station is asleep and then SHOW NO MERCY. Afterwards stomp on all the flowers outside the offices of the radio station for good measure. An alien shows up and for some reason challenges you to a Food War for the fate of the galaxy, with the theme ingredient being soylent green. Wat do?

Be cool, man!! Don't let them know how much you got to take a dump...

Demand that if he wants that card that he join you to go looking for beans first. It IS the bean searching hour, after all. You wake up to find a girl from a fantasy world in your living room who was Isekai'd to this world by the old cliche of dying after being run over by "Wagon-chan." Wat do?