Lord Nanfoodle

Assemble a Nissan Kicks in the middle of the international foods section and then drive around the store blasting music.

Mystery Science Bacon Waifu 9001

Major Fin Rot.

Banned for being a cereal killer.

Applejack seems to have brought home a souvenir from spring break this year. Rarity and Apple Bloom love her, but Twilight says Applejack has to take her back home. However, Sunset is just confused how she got here without transforming in the first place.

Sometimes the simple things are the best things, as Applejack can tell you, like a basic pencil drawing in this day and age of digital art.

Geodes... they're a hell of a drug.

♪"Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Flutter!!"♪

Human Rainbow Dash and Pony Rainbow Dash are tied at 9000 points a piece and are running out of things to challenge each other to, so Fluttershy recommended cuddling. Human RD right now thinks she has the advantage due to her size...

Factoring in that she can pony-up, be honest: do you think Rainbow Dash could win the cosplay contest at the anime convention?

"MAKEUP!!"

Setting random fires while trying to murder Aphrodite, Goddess of Love? Yes, this does INDEED sound like fun. TPAM would enjoy seeing a monster girl version of Equestria Girls. Mermaid Applejack, Kitsune Rainbow Dash, Ghost Pinkie Pie, Centaur Twilight, Doggirl Rarity, Vampire Fluttershy, and Human Sunset would be awesome to watch...

It's Christmas in June!! What did Sunset get you? I'll bet it's bacon.

Sunset: "Alright Microchips, what's the sitch?"

I suspect something just spooked Rarity. My money is on something Pinkie did; a popped balloon there, a Party Cannon here...

Rarity: "...and now my harem is complete."

Nah. Prefer 'em fresh. I mean, who knows where those other tires have been? They may not wash their treads after getting getting their oil changed, and as a result there could all sorts of bacteria on that skunk. At least if I run it down I know I'm doing it with clean tires. TPAM can beat a Final Fantasy Randomizer seed with a forced party of all White Mages, Entrance & Town Shuffle on, Alternate Final Boss, Unleashed Warmech, Randomized Enemy Scripts, Unsafe Pirates, Random Enemy Status Attacks, Randomized Enemy Trap Tiles, Full Item Shuffle, Extended Open Progression, Zozo Melmond, Prices & Enemy Stats set to 20%-500%, Bosses to 100%-500%, Random Weapons & Armor in Shops, "Item Magic," and +20% per Key Item XP/Gold Progressive Scaling, or as I like to call it, fun.* * And don't forget, all great Rando Warriors should remember that TYRO IS FOOD, NOT FRIEND, and to ALWAYS GO MERMAIDS.

Banned because, before I put away these delicious PostTM Fruity Pebbles cereal, part of a complete breakfast, that I CLEARLY got by legitimate means *wipes off soot and blood* in my cabinet, I have to wonder, how do I know you're not really Barney Rubble in disguise?

Make a meat fort in the vegetarian foods sections, and declare that you have conquered the aisle in the name of flavors everywhere.

Son of Ghost Nappa