Lord Nanfoodle

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  1. Lord Nanfoodle

    Azalea's "Random Videos" thread

    Before there was SFM, before there was GMod, there was... MMD!! I felt the need to start up the weird video machine again around here.
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    Answer my question with a question

    How did I end up in the tiger pen with this splitting headache and why is she giving me that look?
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    Ask a random question

    No, but supposedly I got a chocolate bar from the ghost of my great-grandfather in my backyard when I was 3. I described the person in detail and his mannerisms to my mother, and she instantly recognized him. Do you like any bullet hell games? If so, what are they?
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    Corrupt-A-Wish!

    Granted, but now you can't find your feet. I wish that 4Kids was never a thing - that Pokemon and shows that had been adapted by them were adapted faithfully and accurately without editing of names, soundtrack, or dialogue.
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    The Banned Game

    Banned for not already fighting R'QA for the title of #1 Lyra fan. Dammit, I want one of you to wear the other's skin as a Snuggie/trophy!!
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    Counting To 5,000 [Game]

    1116 was my bid on the dinette, Bob.
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    Wat Do?!

    Build that wall I promised... with the corpses of my fallen foes. Yes, to make America "great" again, a few million interlopers may have to become "volunteer construction material," but hey, I didn't become a real estate mogul on my good looks alone. And of course, some of those that try and cross the border might also help in the construction efforts, and we thank them for their contribution. Afterwards, to show ISIS I mean business, I'm gonna nuke the moon. That's right. nuke the moon. No one owns it. It's a big dumb rock in the sky, but if I'm willing to blow IT all to shit, think of what I'll do to you? Next, do away with this nonsense of taxing and regulating our corporations. As a savvy businessman, I think we're taxing and over-regulating our businesses as it is. Not to mention I for one see no health risk from using lead pipes and asbestos; don't know why we stopped using them. Great stuff. Finally, guns for babies. As soon as you pop out, you get a gun. (What? You said what I'd do if I was president AND Trump, and I did ) You go to sleep with your dog napping at your feet and you wake up to discover your dog now a doggirl your age on the foot of your bed. Before either of you can process these turns of events, your mother/father/sibling/girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse (one or more of these) walks in on the sight of the two of you, in particular the confused naked girl with the dog ears and tail. Wat do?
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    Answer my question with a question

    Hey babe, are we going to the Universoul Circus?
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    Choose A or B

    Burger King. They keep more spicy things on the menu, you can never argue with flame-broiled, and the 2 for $5 menu is a god-send. Now, if they can just do smoothies right (The one thing McDonald's actually DOES better than them). Namor, The Sub-Mariner or Aquaman?
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    The Banned Game

    Banned for not already being perfectly cooked takoyaki on my plate. Get in the pan!!
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    Corrupt-A-Wish!

    Granted. Your father's current state of health is now considered the new "healthy." Doctors the world over now go door to door with their special "medical" bags, making everyone "healthy." Ultimately, "sickness" will be no more. I wish either a ghost would just hurry up and do an interview on the BBC and confirm their existence or a scientist from the future would come back and prove definitively all these ghost-hunters are dumbasses just running around hearing things and pissing themselves so we can get all these confounded ghost-hunting reality shows off the air.
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    If.... (forum game)

    Life. Much easier than Monopoly, mind you, and putting those pegs in the little plastic cars is always fun. If you could give up your sense of smell to gain the ability to punch out ghosts, would you do it? Honestly, it'd be cool, getting your own reality show where you go around beating the crap out of ghosts with fisticuffs, then telling to knock that shit out.
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    Answer my question with a question

    Where all da anti-matter at?!
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    Silly Forum Game: Avatars

    Well, guess that makes me Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give this cookie up, never gonna let it go, never gonna run around and dessert it.
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    Corrupt-A-Wish!

    Granted. By all your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!! "Go Planet!!" I wish I had perfect senses forever.
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    The Banned Game

    Banned for even thinking Bing is gonna be a worthwhile search engine. While I'm at it, why don't I get you a protective case for your Zune and help you get that firmware update for your HD-DVD player?
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    Answer my question with a question

    Did she just punch out Cthulhu?!
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    Silly Forum Game: Avatars

    *wakes up back in the Human World* Pinkie: "Hey, Sunny!! Wake up. We gotta get ready for school... What were you dreamin' about?" Sunset: "Oh, thinking of what could have been..."
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    If.... (forum game)

    Well, now I'm just hungry for dragon steaks. If you could banish the sun to a dark oblivion, would you do it? Remember, any answer other than "yes" will make me worry about you, because it should be our civic duty to destroy that evil mass of hydrogen. I mean, look at it!! IT DOESN'T PAY TAXES OR ANYTHING!!
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    Counting To 5,000 [Game]

    1112 poops made on Youtube just today.
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    Silly Forum Game: Avatars

    Heh, tricking Rarity into eating those magical cookies to turn her into a reindeer was a complete success, though I didn't foresee her new ice powers. However, I seemed to fail with Fluttershy, no thanks to that accursed bunny of hers that made her spit it out and as such she only grew antlers (and sadly, now she's immune to the cookie's magic), but I still have a few more opportunities to make more reindeer slaves to mine my peppermint mines. Maybe I'll go after Applejack next... *notices she's eating one of "those" cookies* Oh shit!! *grows antlers*
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    If.... (forum game)

    Well, at first I'd say graverobbing, but then I remember most people aren't buried with stuff worth looting anymore, and digging up graves is hard work, so I'm gonna say I'd want to have a talent for digital art, as in being able to do it from scratch without basing it on something I drew by hand, and also to do it in a timely fashion. I mean, it always irks me/makes me envious to see those folks that do pretty awesome art in "30 Minute Challenge" and "One Layer" pieces. What is your favorite TV show from the 1960's? New? Fetish? Decoy, I've been liking kemonomimi ever since I found out they were even a thing way back in 1999. However, I wouldn't say they are a fetish. That'd be weird. That would be like saying liking pone is a fetish . However, I'm not a fan of anthro, and I don't really like anthropomorphized and humanized MALE characters with tails. The aesthetic is just wrong.
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    Answer my question with a question

    Where's Dave, man?
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    Yes or No

    Yes, for it is an instrument of destruction upon one's capillaries. Have you ever bottled one's own farts as to use later in the name of chemical warfare?
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    Answer my question with a question

    How didn't you know that?