Lord Nanfoodle

Bouncing Horse Girls!!

*throws heme, that magical chemical that makes plant goo taste like delicious, delicious pink slime, at Anti*

Banned for thinking Santa is some jolly fat man. Everyone knows Santa is more like a sexy ninja Sephiroth who rides on a cybernetic reindeer.

Stand Name: Star Teacup

All Applejack fans know the Best Applejack scale goes (from best to worst): Mermaid Applejack > Human Applejack > Catgirl/Kemonomimi Applejack > Battleship Applejack > Pony Applejack > "Pony Life" Applejack > Anthro Applejack. We all know why Battleship Applejack is right there in the middle...

Applejack has gathered the seven magic Horse Apples and is ready to make her wish to Shenset Shimlong...

So, do you prefer the v2 or v3 Equestria Girls SFM models? Personally, I'm heavily prefer the v2 models myself. They look so much like the 2D versions and also have higher detailed features, as you can see with the hat, belt, and skirt of the Applejack on the right. The v3 ones just look wrong and creepy to me, especially their collarbones. I think Rarity agrees with me on this.

Clearly I'm a fan of Applejack's new outfit, but her original duds are still quite superior compared to the other Mane girls.

Howdy!!

Someone like apples...

Twilight: "...Seriously, you're overreacting about Rarity." *touches Applejack* Applejack: "Twilight... yer already dead." Rarity: *explodes through the wall at 400 MPH with hand drawn back* "MY WAIFU!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" *throws a fury of slaps at Twilight* Twilight: "Wha..." *explodes Fist of the North Star style*

When you realize that now the nights will start getting shorter...

Banned because the points don't matter.

(For those confused, people in the DWR community commonly call Red Dragons the "Fun Police.")

Look in each shoppers' cart, declare that they aren't using the theme ingredients and that they didn't finish anything in the time allotted, then proceed to hack into them once with a cleaver, telling them they've been "Chopped."

I'm, obviously, playing some Final Fantasy 4 Free Enterprise, and I got a seed right now that... that just... fun times... Had a double Porom start with a Magma Key as my initial item, found a Porom on Mt. Hobs, got her, had to fight Wyvern at Fabul for the Darkness Crystal, went to the moon to do the checks I could at the moment, found a fourth Porom in the Moon Palace, came back to the Blue Planet, did Mt. Ordeals, fought a Rubicante followed by a vanilla Milon Z, and only got a Zeus Gauntlet for my troubles after beating Dr. Lugae, and then raided Tomra and the Feymarch, discovering, because of my seed's objectives, I will eventually have to beat both boss spots down there (Magus Sisters in Leviathan spot, Dark Elf in Asura spot), then went back to the Baron Inn and had to fight a (required to get the crystal) Valvalis who had absolute magic evasion and nearly perfect physical evasion & defense (I had two of the best bows and a Power Staff and only the Porom with the Samurai Bow could hit her like every eight or so turns, and it took about ten minutes to beat a boss spot that has only 400-some HP as a result) followed by good ol' Pain Man himself Dark Knight Cecil to get... a fifth Porom... oh, and a White Shirt. That's where I'm at after roughly 90 minutes, with just most of the Overworld done and a party of all Poroms mostly in their mid-to-high 20's for levels. Twin Magic has been a serious saving grace for most of this seed.