Lord Nanfoodle

Surprisingly, despite what this looks like, only one of them happens be a yandere. Try and guess which potential waifu is stashing the knife.

Sunset: *imitating Gendo* "Fluttershy, get in the hot dog costume." Fluttershy: "Couldn't you simply be less weird and just be a furry instead?!" Sunset: "Oh, but you forget who you are talking to Fluttershy. You do remember I was born a unicorn in a land where sentient talking ponies are the dominant species, so a furry convention would akin to going to a Daring Do convention for me; simply too normal... However, since becoming human, I have acquired a particular taste for... meat, and when they announced they were bringing the Meatpackers Convention to Canterlot... Oh, I wonder how many fellow meaties will be there!!" Fluttershy: "Um, I don't think this going to be THAT kind of convention..."

I don't keep track of most eSports teams, but one I have managed to stay aware of for awhile now and keep track of has been the San Francisco Shock from the Overwatch League, whom from the last time I check have secured a playoff berth in this year's 2019 Overwatch League. What is your favorite type of monster girl? ( *hides mermaid fanart* Er... Why is everyone looking at me like that...?)

*throws Crystal at Venom to force him to reveal his true form* *throws Nuke spell at Venom to nerf his opening attack* *throws StarVeil on myself* *throws Nuke spell at myself repeatedly, which bounces off me and hits Venom, bypassing his counterattack script and ultimately abusing a loophope in Venom's HP script, defeating him with half the effort* (I basically just outlined an a very oversimplified example of how to beat Zeromus in Final Fantasy IV with Reflect strats)

Mr. Dragon Lance

Banned because I don't think an onigiri made up of rice, umeboshi, and nori would taste good as the filling in a s'more. Amirite, Rarity? ...Rarity agrees. In that case, let's let her rest in her bento.

Banned for wanton chopper talk. At this rate you'll attract the president.

Banned for hating on pastries. Direct that ire on something that deserves it, like jaywalkers.

I slap M2 with a bottle of Tartar Sauce.

*throws The Highway 2 The Zemus Zone at Doodle*

I slap Venom with a Corgi.

Banned because a man-eating helicopter makes a better friend than a train. Trains are easily suplexed, and many of them tend to be plutocrats.

What would G4 have been like if the Mane 6 had Stands, and Sombra turned out to be basically pony Dio?

Banned because that's rather rude. I think that helicopter is a rather nice bloke. Sure, he enjoys eating the flesh and entrails of jaywalkers every now and then, but who among us doesn't?

*throws a mop at Doodle* *throws a Phoenix Down at the mop* *ducks and covers*

Just like the old PF2 staple, new silly and interesting quips and quotes for the avatar of the person whom has posted above you. I'd show you how this works, but alas, there's no one above me... so we wait.

*thinks about his song as he flies through the air from Applejack's kick* "Honestly, I think Applejack's jealous she couldn't come up with anything better."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Love) DWK?

*throws Aunt Mae at leon*

When you get to the dairy section, stop for a moment, then just lose your s&$%, grab the nearest blunt object you can find, and just start wailing on all the freezer windows & dairy products there, smashing anything in sight in the dairy section. When someone finally asks what the hell is wrong with you, tell them, "I... I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WASN'T BUTTER!!"

Boris Johnson's Stunt Double

*throws entire planet of Mars with the words "Fluttershy is best pony" carved into it at Doodle*

Banned for not using Ice Beam instead. Also, Blissey is best Pokemon.