M2 Ball

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  1. I am a left-wing atheist, and Mike Pence is a right-wing religious obscurantist. What’s the one thing we have in common?

     

    We both like boys. :slymac:

  2. I am not allowed to go to a socially distanced, mask-mandated, and heavily disinfected gym due to new statewide COVID restrictions, but I am more than welcome to go to a liquor store or a salon. :applebelch: You know clay-brained bureaucratism is at work when unhealthy drinks and hairstyling are considered to be more essential than physical fitness!

    1. Mr. X

      Mr. X

      Just swap "television" with "politics."

  3. I love this unseasonably warm weather. It isn’t often that I can comfortably wear sandals in November in Minnesota.

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Nice.

       

      It was also suprisingly warm here on Monday. To the point when i was struggeling with a sweater outside.

       

      It quickly went back to cold though over the next days.

  4. I don’t use social media, but I do support George Takei’s efforts to hijack a hashtag to drown out neo-fascists with gay pride-related images. :slymac:

  5. I knew I shouldn't have watched the "debate" last night, but I wanted to see the train wreck. :slymac:

  6. Paid holidays off from work go by far too quickly.

  7. Kyle Rittenhouse would have been the next school shooter if he didn’t drop out of school. 
     

    Disarm all Nazis, white supremacists, Klansmen, etc.!

  8. What happens if you meet someone named Karen who doesn't act like a "Karen"? :awesomecheer:

    1. Eda The Owl Brony

      Eda The Owl Brony

      Then the meme becomes redundant.  Not all Karens are Karens. Hahah. *squee*

  9. Who is in charge of appointing Boop Queens anyway?

  10. I may have to shoot the CZ-75s more sparingly, as panic buyers have hoarded the 9mm Luger ammunition. However, it seems I can shoot the CZ-82 more often instead, as the panic buyers haven’t hoarded the 9mm Makarov ammunition. :slymac:

  11. What happens if a spammer starts spamming the forums with boops? :P

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Then i'll boop them out of the forum.

    2. M2 Ball

      M2 Ball

      New thread: Boop enhancement techniques. [Followed by Chinese text.]

  12. "It seemed like the time was right to get stupid again."

    -Mike Judge

     

    I am looking forward to this! :gleepony:

    1. M2 Ball

      M2 Ball

      Two new seasons of Mike Judge's cartoon, Beavis and Butt-Head, are slated to air on Comedy Central.  :yay:

    2. Leonbrony17
    3. Otaku-sempai

      Otaku-sempai

      Walk around maskless in the middle of a pandemic declaring what an idiot you are. I know because that just happened at my wife's store).

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  13. *Hugs.*

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Of course. xD

       

      *hugs you back*

  14. Minneapolis PD = KKK.

  15. Have you ever crashed the server with a boop overload?

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      I didn't even know that was possible. xD

  16. *Hugs.*

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Squee. :)

       

      *hugs back*

    2. M2 Ball

      M2 Ball

      *Hugs again.*

    3. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Hug Addict.

       

      *hugs back again*

  17. RIP Florian Schneider.

  18. Under socialism, the people employing straw man fallacies against it could voluntarily go back to school at no cost out-of-pocket to learn the difference between socialism and Stalinism. :approve:

  19. Michael Bloomberg = The DNC’s Donald Trump.

  20. It should be illegal for a workplace to give internal candidates first dibs on a job opening. I have been pigeonholed where I currently work due to rampant cronyism (I was passed over for promotion in favor of a “yes-man” who literally wasn’t even qualified for the job; I am employed to do the “shit work” others don’t want to do). At other places, I tick all the boxes for better jobs, but anyone internal automatically gets the job. I shouldn’t have to apply for a demotion somewhere else and work there for years before I would even have a chance to get where I am currently at over here.

  21. "I should make productive use of my time off from work and get some reading done!"

    *Watches a bunch of Scotty Kilmer videos on YouTube.* :awesomecheer:

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      Good old Youtube. How often have you distracted me from being productive?

  22. Can unicorns and alicorns magically boop other ponies without using their hooves? :awesomecheer:

    1. Leonbrony17

      Leonbrony17

      :haha:

       

      Well, more or less. xD

       

      You seem to be quite an expert yourself.

    2. M2 Ball

      M2 Ball

      I only learn from the best. :awesomecheer:

    3. Leonbrony17
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