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Status Updates posted by M2 Ball
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I am a left-wing atheist, and Mike Pence is a right-wing religious obscurantist. What’s the one thing we have in common?
We both like boys.
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I am not allowed to go to a socially distanced, mask-mandated, and heavily disinfected gym due to new statewide COVID restrictions, but I am more than welcome to go to a liquor store or a salon.
You know clay-brained bureaucratism is at work when unhealthy drinks and hairstyling are considered to be more essential than physical fitness!
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Just swap "television" with "politics."
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I don’t use social media, but I do support George Takei’s efforts to hijack a hashtag to drown out neo-fascists with gay pride-related images.
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I knew I shouldn't have watched the "debate" last night, but I wanted to see the train wreck.
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*Hugs.*
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My cutie mark would be an owl.
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Alicorn of owls and magic?
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Affirmative
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Kyle Rittenhouse would have been the next school shooter if he didn’t drop out of school.
Disarm all Nazis, white supremacists, Klansmen, etc.!
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I may have to shoot the CZ-75s more sparingly, as panic buyers have hoarded the 9mm Luger ammunition. However, it seems I can shoot the CZ-82 more often instead, as the panic buyers haven’t hoarded the 9mm Makarov ammunition.
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What happens if a spammer starts spamming the forums with boops?
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"It seemed like the time was right to get stupid again."
-Mike Judge
I am looking forward to this!
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Two new seasons of Mike Judge's cartoon, Beavis and Butt-Head, are slated to air on Comedy Central.
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Ahh.
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Walk around maskless in the middle of a pandemic declaring what an idiot you are. I know because that just happened at my wife's store).
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Have you ever crashed the server with a boop overload?
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I didn't even know that was possible. xD
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*Hugs.*
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Under socialism, the people employing straw man fallacies against it could voluntarily go back to school at no cost out-of-pocket to learn the difference between socialism and Stalinism.
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It should be illegal for a workplace to give internal candidates first dibs on a job opening. I have been pigeonholed where I currently work due to rampant cronyism (I was passed over for promotion in favor of a “yes-man” who literally wasn’t even qualified for the job; I am employed to do the “shit work” others don’t want to do). At other places, I tick all the boxes for better jobs, but anyone internal automatically gets the job. I shouldn’t have to apply for a demotion somewhere else and work there for years before I would even have a chance to get where I am currently at over here.
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Can unicorns and alicorns magically boop other ponies without using their hooves?
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Well, more or less. xD
You seem to be quite an expert yourself.
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I only learn from the best.
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So do i.
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