Azalea Floria

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  1. Something to cheer up everyone's day


    1. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      Now, if only that doge shop sold bombs, rope, and lamp oil it'd be set.

  2. The Bots!! they be coming back!

  3. Beep, Beep, I'm a sheep.


    1. Frécinette
    2. Skyrazer


      I can't get it out of my head :toomuch:


    3. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      Gobble gobble, I'm a lobster. :gleepony:

  4. Ever wondered how does a movie projectionist set up a computerized projector for movies?




    the Transitions are just pure black image, no sounds or anything, this is where we made the computer automatically apply settings like volume, lightning, screen, etc. Then comes up the trailers that always plays before the show starts along with some sponsored ads. Then more black screen transitions so the machine can change its settings to fit with the movie that is about to play. in this case Attraction. And after that, the movie plays.


    1. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      all the settings I mentioned in the spoiler are in the contents and build tabs, but...I'm not allowed to show that for some reason.

    2. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      Now, if the computerized projector could do something about the Ben Affleck Batman movies and the price of popcorn, we'd be set... :awesomecheer:

    3. Skyrazer
  5. Someday I'll know what it feels have a console.

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    2. ZeBronyCaptain


      And then you'll wonder why you didn't just get an a better GPU for the good ole PC....

    3. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      I mostly want a console for them console exclusives, such as The Last of Us.

    4. CookedChicken73


      Well, you're going to have to console someone about getting one.

      Console = Consult

      I'll leave now


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    1. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      Huge thanks to @Lady Kiriness for this beautiful piece~

    2. Toki Zensekai

      Toki Zensekai


      In all seriousness you look really cute, Azalea. I love it. :toki:

  7. *coughs uncontrollably* uuugh....curse you hay fever season!! *cough*

    1. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      What the... hay? :ajlie:

    2. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran


      I hope you'll start feeling better pretty soon!

    1. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      Why not go do some skateboards? :awesomecheer:

    2. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      yeah... i hate that too.
      gta4 have so serious issues and it ruined the series.


  8. Got a big update for you all here, so for the past 2 days and 2 nights, it has been raining nonstop, just lots of storms and wetness. So I went driving around the neighbourhood earlier to get some breakfast and I snapped a few pictures from my phone. Two showing the rivers and one showing near the forest.


    The river from the side



    River from on a bridge



    And view of the forest



    If the rain doesn't stop soon I might have to go from earth pony to Sea pony~ ...Heh I kid but not really. If the water comes up to the roads that's gonna mean my neighbourhood's gonna be cut off from the town and we'd need to be picked up by boats and moved to a shelter zone or something.Hope it doesn't come to that.

    1. Sylveon


      That's some pretty big flooding, is anyone worried?


      (Also, what are the buildings in the background in the first picture?)

    2. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      That's a construction site, dont know what its supposed to be but from the looks of it, they're building an office building.

    3. Sylveon


      Okay, thanks for explaining.


      I thought it was a warehouse at first.

  9. By my decree as a flower pony(with no affiliations with the flower trio whatsoever), I declare that Flowers day! Go on, get some flowers, put em in a pot and put them on your desk while you do PC stuff, it'll help you relax~

  10. Guys, guys...them people who have been making chocolates lied to us...they don't make chocolates using chocolates!! They use...WALNUTS, WALNUT CHOCOLATES!! AUUUGH THE HORROR! 

    1. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      But... walnuts are good too!!

    2. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran



  11. Now it's tiiiiime to say goodbyeeee!! To the year '16, and every bad/good things that came along with it, and welcome the new year 2017!

    1. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      Resolutions guys, get to em and make this year better! (for yourselves!)

    2. Sylveon


      2017 is just 2016 with more trump memes

  12. Thanks to @GarnetsGrin, this little flower is all geared up to survive the harsh winter! Now I don't have to wilt away and "sleep" and can hang out with you guys!

    1. Light Landstrider

      Light Landstrider

      Cold is part of my everyday life, I shall laugh as my breath freezes and shatters to the ground while I ascend the highest snowy peaks of my country, muahahahah
      12 seconds later
      Ok, warm fire place! Hot cocoa! Blankets!
      Wh...what was I thinking?!

    2. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      You should have worn some protective winter gear~!

  13. I THINK~!!....I think...! ....I....I think we should all go out and have hamburgers sometimes!! ....y-yeah!

    1. Light Landstrider

      Light Landstrider

      Sounds awesome! Let me grab Zen and yank him away from his games and we are good to go :P

  14. So I did Archery for the first time today at a local carnival....felt so awesome.

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    2. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      It wasn't really a competition or anything, just a small game.

      All the targets were only 100 meters away

    3. Skyrazer


      100m away? Wow, that's serious overkill. Most target archery tournaments are done at 30-90m and novices or people with little to no experience are usually put up as close as 10-15m from the target. 

      Lower poundage bows, in the 20-30lb range, are what they give the newbies and those can't shoot very far to begin with since they're only meant to teach form.

    4. Light Landstrider

      Light Landstrider

      300m bipod iron sights rifle shooting, the Swiss way, the best way, the modern way, the only way
      (In all seriousness archery is indeed fun :p)

  15. So I came in one day and realized I've moved up to a higher society, having left Canterlot and became a crystal...



    1. Azalea Floria

      Azalea Floria

      But still, yay I've been granted the title Crystalpon

  16. Status update: this just in, local ponyvillian Azalea Floria had just experience, for the first time in her life... A heatstroke! Sources claim that she had been overworking in the farm with a severe fever and that she did not notice it, thinking it was her natural body heat. That's all for now on channel AzaBoops. (Seriously, losing consciousness against your will, AND suddenly, is not fun)

    1. Mr. X

      Mr. X


      (Seriously, losing consciousness against your will, AND suddenly, is not fun)


      Happened to me once -- evidently, me + Melatonin =/= computing.

    2. Frécinette


      Do you ever lose consciousness on your own though ?

    3. Light Landstrider

      Light Landstrider

      Lack of energy got me to have tunnel vision and weak legs, but after a bit of vertigo I manage to stabilize and get some sugar in me, definitely not fun when you feel like you are hopeless to react to what feels like a bodily shutdown

  17. All you have to is take a cup of flour and add it to the mix. Then you take something sweet, not sour......


    *gasp* oh crud, I was supposed to add sugar, not vinegar...

    1. Lord Nanfoodle

      Lord Nanfoodle

      ...and that's how Jarate was made. :hurrr:

    2. Vin


      We all know how Jarate was made. :eyeroll:

      Also I hope that doesn't apply to all of your cooking skills, I ain't lookin' forward to a cupcake with vinegar.

    3. Skyrazer
  18. What if... Instead of using meat slices in my sandwich....I USE CRAB FILLETS! Brilliant idea, me. Very brilliant!