Write random sentences without the letter "a"

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Boop rhymes with poop!

[Ika Musume 587]

Need lots of money, very quickly 

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Striped equine furries like books.

[Ika Musume 587]

French the fries! (Come on, French them)

[M2 Ball 1,487]

I remember nonsense like “Freedom Fries” from 2003. 

[Ika Musume 587]

The bite of 87

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Hegel mentioned something with the forbidden letter.

[Ika Musume 587]

I know how to sell lots of useless items

[M2 Ball 1,487]

My furry species is striped. 

[Ika Musume 587]

Digest copious levels of cheese

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Buy discounted sweets.

[Ika Musume 587]

The universe is constructed with cheese 

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Kim Jong-Un uses government resources to produce counterfeit money. 

[Ika Musume 587]

blueberries, kiwis, they seem cool

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Discord secretly collects fursuits.

[Ika Musume 587]

I will become just like Discord (minus the keeping it secret)

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Somepony on the forums would hug furry dentistry students.

[Ika Musume 587]

Legend of Link is good music

[M2 Ball 1,487]

Some equine furries possess guns. 

[Ika Musume 587]

I drink too much liquid 

[M2 Ball 1,487]

I need to go to more furry meetups. 

[Ika Musume 587]

I need to finish constructing my protogen helmet

[M2 Ball 1,487]

My next furry meetup will involve me getting hugs from someone I recently met.

[Ika Musume 587]

Furry meetups ftw

[M2 Ball 1,487]

I will be going to more of them.