Storm Lantern 12 Report post Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but now you can't do anything besides math.I wish my dog would stop barking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, it died.(I'm sorry.)I wish I had more tact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, enjoy your new copy of Fallout: Tactics. Oh wait you can't, cos you got arrested by the police for pirating.I wish for orcas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, they eat you up as their mid-afternoon snack.I wish that my country holds more conventions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DedSec Pony 17 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, but it's badly done or boring as hell I wish for a gold edition of AC Syndicate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faustenberger 16 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. Too bad the DRM makes it unplayable.I wish there was only DRM-Free music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storm Lantern 12 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. All music is now DRM free, and done only in bagpipe, accordion, vuvuzela, and didgeridoo...at the same time.I wish my Xbox would finish downloading all my games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted September 20, 2015 Wish Granted, but you have not enough free space to download them.I wish I could my left ear could hear again right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo Joe 3 Report post Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. You can hear out of your left ear, but you lose hearing in your right.I wish I pass the GED with flying colors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 21, 2015 You pass it with the usage of a swarm of flying crayons. But, the police promptly arrest you for possible sorcery.I wish I could do expositions well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storm Lantern 12 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but now you interrupt real conversations for exposition, and reveal all your secrets in the process.I wish I could find the music I used to listen to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faustenberger 16 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 Granted. Listening to it again makes you realize you hate it now.I wish it wasn't so cold in this corner of the building.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 Granted. Its a giant furnace.I wish I could manage my time better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNESChalmers 17 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but now you're bored much more often because you manage your time too well.I wish I was a bit taller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted. However, now you wonder why you're homeless...I wish I could program stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DedSec Pony 17 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but you can only program using binary codesI wish Watch Dogs 2 will be confirmed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but it would be a poorly made cash-grab EA sequel.I wish for revolution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but its a very bad sequel with poor graphics and even worse gameplay and doesn't even involve hacking. I wish I could Physics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, you can Physics, like every other normal person in the world. You're just not particularly good at its study, though.I wish for the destruction of American English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Commander 71 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted but all other Anglo languages are also destroyedI wish for these plushies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DedSec Pony 17 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but it is in very crappy quality and broken after your first nightI wish for more Video games and a better PC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Wish Granted, but you can't decide what to play the game because you have too many of them and the pc overheat and turn off for no reason.I wish I could meet online friends someday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted. You do so at their funeral.I wish I didn't miss deadlines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faustenberger 16 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Granted; you do so by deciding never to accomplish anything ever again.I wish I was a moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted September 24, 2015 Wish granted. You also happen to be flung out into space because of that.I wish people would understand my humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
