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Granted. Now you're Paris Hilton circa 2003. So "hot."

 

I wish all food contained, without any preparation beforehand, at minimum jalapeno pepper, but on average serrano to habanero pepper level of spices, with "spicy" foods being in the naga jolokia AKA ghost pepper range.

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Wish granted. Now watch everyone around you flail and die as they eat the lethal food.

I wish I could take a break from life.

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Wish Granted,lots of awesome happened meanwhile you have a break.

I wish I could skip long work by quick time.

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Wish granted. Every happy moment is given an average of 2 seconds, while every sad one 20. Because of the sake of the plot.

I wish I would stop watching horror games despite my absolute dislike of scares of any kind. (Seriously though, why do stories like FNaF or Soma have to be horror? The story is so good, and scares just give me heart attacks.)

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Granted. Now you LIVE them.

 

I wish that our pets would become catgirls, doggirls, rabbitgirls, etc., with human-level intellect.

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(Who wouldn't want to wake up to find their cat turned into this?)

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Granted. They immediately demand civil liberties, and get them after a long fight. Most of the resulting "people" are mean and selfish, and no one dares ever keep a pet again.

I wish the current stage of my life would end, so I could move on.

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Wish granted. The current stage is the last one, and you move on to the next: Oblivion.

I wish I would focus and not waste my life away online.

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Granted. Now you focus on wasting away your life offline.

 

I wish everyone became their senpai... Heh, can you imagine Error AS Trixie? He'd have a nerdgasm.

 

 

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(Best visual approximation of Error's first day as his senpai. :awesomecheer:)

 

 

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Granted. Now you focus on wasting away your life offline.

 

I wish everyone became their senpai... Heh, can you imagine Error AS Trixie? He'd have a nerdgasm.

 

 

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Mein Gawd, Nanfoodle!

Granted, but now you have to become the chosen one and stop the Matrix.

I wish for more rupees

Wish Granted, but they are less value at the moment

I wish Nightvision Goggles would be cheaper.

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Wish granted. Given that they break after 30 seconds of exposure to the atmosphere, you wonder if it was worth it though.

I wish I didn't have to study a second language.

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Wish granted, but now you have to study third language instead

I wish I have my dream job now rather than my current job

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