Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Wish granted. He now never gets to the point.I wish people could be less competitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faustenberger 16 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. But I bet you can't grant mine as good as I did yours!I wish my nose would clear up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storm Lantern 12 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. You now constantly have snot pouring out of your nose, but at least you're not congested.I wish that life was simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 6, 2015 Granted. Now you're Paris Hilton circa 2003. So "hot." I wish all food contained, without any preparation beforehand, at minimum jalapeno pepper, but on average serrano to habanero pepper level of spices, with "spicy" foods being in the naga jolokia AKA ghost pepper range. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 7, 2015 Wish granted. Now watch everyone around you flail and die as they eat the lethal food.I wish I could take a break from life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted October 10, 2015 Wish Granted,lots of awesome happened meanwhile you have a break.I wish I could skip long work by quick time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 10, 2015 This woks for a bit, until you botch a quick time event and thousands die. I wish real life was like an abridged series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 10, 2015 Wish granted. Every happy moment is given an average of 2 seconds, while every sad one 20. Because of the sake of the plot.I wish I would stop watching horror games despite my absolute dislike of scares of any kind. (Seriously though, why do stories like FNaF or Soma have to be horror? The story is so good, and scares just give me heart attacks.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 10, 2015 Granted. Now you LIVE them. I wish that our pets would become catgirls, doggirls, rabbitgirls, etc., with human-level intellect.(Who wouldn't want to wake up to find their cat turned into this?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storm Lantern 12 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted. They immediately demand civil liberties, and get them after a long fight. Most of the resulting "people" are mean and selfish, and no one dares ever keep a pet again.I wish the current stage of my life would end, so I could move on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Wish granted. The current stage is the last one, and you move on to the next: Oblivion.I wish I would focus and not waste my life away online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted. Now you focus on wasting away your life offline. I wish everyone became their senpai... Heh, can you imagine Error AS Trixie? He'd have a nerdgasm. (Best visual approximation of Error's first day as his senpai. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightwing 27 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but now nobody has any senpais.I wish for a wooden stick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but it's brittle for years of being driftwood. It immediately disintegrates.I wish for mango. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 You get it. Rotten Mango, that is.I wish for the exams to just be over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, but since the exams are over without actually starting, the teachers have nothing to base your grades on and thus default on a zero.I wish to be able to keep speaking in Old English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Wish granted. You wonder why you never get hired, though...I wish the SC2 mod would get some help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnicodingUnicorn 1 Report post Posted October 11, 2015 Granted, it's picked up by another team who does no nothing.I wish for a trenchcoat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightwing 27 Report post Posted October 12, 2015 Granted, but now you have to become the chosen one and stop the Matrix.I wish for more rupees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted October 12, 2015 Granted. Now you focus on wasting away your life offline. I wish everyone became their senpai... Heh, can you imagine Error AS Trixie? He'd have a nerdgasm. Hidden Content Mein Gawd, Nanfoodle!Granted, but now you have to become the chosen one and stop the Matrix.I wish for more rupeesWish Granted, but they are less value at the momentI wish Nightvision Goggles would be cheaper. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerebret 11 Report post Posted October 12, 2015 Wish granted. Given that they break after 30 seconds of exposure to the atmosphere, you wonder if it was worth it though.I wish I didn't have to study a second language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted October 13, 2015 Wish granted, but now you have to study third language insteadI wish I have my dream job now rather than my current job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faustenberger 16 Report post Posted October 13, 2015 Granted; turns out what you really hate is working and you're miserable even there.I wish I could be just a little bit more impulsive. Just a little. (not too much) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightwing 27 Report post Posted October 13, 2015 Granted;but it's so small of a difference you don't notice it.I wish for bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vin 58 Report post Posted October 14, 2015 *teleports you 3 day supply of bread* I wish for more powah!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
