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I have started a group to expose EqD for the lying scum they are. They have been touting this "Sethisto" person as a real individual when in fact, the "Sethisto" you see at conventions is nothing more than an actor paid by Calpain to take the blame when things are tough. 

Proof:

1) No one can make that many spelling mistakes and not realize it. This is obviously a ploy by Calpain to make Sethisto look like the dumb leader who can't be bothered. Calpain has tried his best to make it seem as if Seth is an entity of his own by giving him a personality.

2) No one can actually like Trixie without projectile vomiting. Time and time again I have heard of individuals going to the hospital for saying Trixie is best pony and meaning it, yet, Sethisto has no signs of any symptoms when he does so at conventions. He is clearly reading from a script written by Calpain just to push even further the fact that Sethisto might be "eccentric" or "totally real". 

3) Look at this man

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Big bucks was paid to have this sad soul don this outfit in public. Calpain has scoured funds across every couch he has as well as every couch his relatives have to procure enough to make the actor above humiliate himself for our viewing pleasure. You can see the pain in his eyes.

 

Need I say more? I need more evidence men. Make sure you give it solid backing so we can force EqD into revealing the truth.

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You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

 

Trixie is best.

Bat ponies should replace the mane cast.

Glim Glam is the ultimate addition to pony.

 

Embrace these thoughts, for they are your reality.

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1 minute ago, AnimatronicPony said:

Who's Pen Stroke?

A pen who is in a coma right now. It had a burst ink vessel in it head, poor thing. It created Nyx while suffering from the ailment.

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Just now, Sethisto said:

You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

 

Trixie is best.

Bat ponies should replace the mane cast.

Glim Glam is the ultimate addition to pony.

 

Embrace these thoughts, for they are your reality.

I BLOODY KNEW IT!

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3 minutes ago, Sethisto said:

You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

 

Trixie is best.

Bat ponies should replace the mane cast.

Glim Glam is the ultimate addition to pony.

 

Embrace these thoughts, for they are your reality.

what if Sethisto is in reality the incarnation of Trixie in an human body?

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2 minutes ago, Sethisto said:

You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

 

Trixie is best.

Bat ponies should replace the mane cast.

Glim Glam is the ultimate addition to pony.

 

Embrace these thoughts, for they are your reality.

The problem is, I cannot tell if this is a ruse to lure me into a false sense of victory or a genuine declaration of defeat. The game continues, men. This guy could ban us tomorrow for all we know. Be wary, boys.

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12 minutes ago, Sethisto said:

You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

This... this does not upset me.

15 minutes ago, ABagOVicodin said:

Sethisto, ABagOVicodin, Pen Stroke, and Calpain are all the same person.

So we're stuck with all of them for 20 years? Also okay with this.

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so the guy ho persuaded me that bat pony`s is life is fake.... the one person ho also like trixie....this..can`t..be....:(

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9 hours ago, Sethisto said:

You got me. But I'm on contract for another 20 years, so you are stuck with me.

 

Trixie is best.

Bat ponies should replace the mane cast.

Glim Glam is the ultimate addition to pony.

 

Embrace these thoughts, for they are your reality.

 

Hah! Nice try! But this clearly isn't the real Seth, he didn't mention socks.

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16 hours ago, Venom Snake said:

you know, i'm pretty sure Seth is in reality a ancient god and is trolling us.

 

...or maybe he is a little crazy.

 

Like a lot of people here.

Clearly the present Seth is a deadringer and the real one is lying low waiting for people to stop telling him to go to bed.

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Some scholars posit  a "historical Sethisto" model, in which there was a person or persons named "Sethisto" at some point around whom a cult (or several cults) developed. In this view, Sethisto is seen as an itinerant teacher and demagogue, one of many active in the region at that time. Attempts to profile this individual or individuals are made difficult by the lack of records and documentary evidence.

W.R. Herzog has stated that: "What we call the historical Sethisto is the composite of the recoverable bits and pieces of historical information and speculation about him that we assemble, construct, and reconstruct. For this reason, the historical Sethisto is, in Meier's words, 'a modern abstraction and construct.'"

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