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The Vending Machine

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Out comes salt. A lot of salt.

 

I place in a dirty pair of socks.

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Out comes a recipe list for bacon cheese tartlets.

 

I place in butter.

 

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Out comes an old man yelling about squids.

 

I place in a fire stone.

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Out comes some vibrations, and finally the machine die with a last death rattle. By the way I also die because I just was using it.

I come back to life and I put in a spicy mexican food.

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Out comes a glow stick. Glow stick provides Light 3, and prevents mob spawning.

 

Curious as to how this machine works, I put myself in.

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The machine demands absurd amounts of money for that textbook. College textbooks are expensive, you know!

I put in my adult responsibilities.

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Vending Machine has gained sapience. It transformed into a transformer.

After waiting for new vending machine to be installed I put in a sword.

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Out comes the master sword. Ehh, no ones going to Need it.

 

I place in my inbox.

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Out comes hate mail...But why would someone send hate mail to someone like you? But as you dig in the piles of hate mail, there's also fanmail for you, too. <3 


I put in Polandball

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