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The Vending Machine

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS!

As I attempt to swat Navi away from me, I put in nuclear warmongering Gandhi.

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The Vending Machine explodes in a rain of fiery hellfire and then falls back down to the irradiated ground unscathed.

I put in the entire country of Vatican City.

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Out comes the recipe for hot Jalapeno mustard : Whisk the mustard seeds, cider vinegar, Dijon mustard, dry mustard, honey, garlic, jalapeno pepper, salt, and black pepper together in a bowl. Cover with plastic wrap; can be refrigerated up to 1 week. Rated 4.5/5, worth it.

I put in a bronies hater.

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Out comes Inspiration Manifestation. Oh joy, now is the time to make everything better in my image. i hope you guys love lava theme!



I put in a hand grenade. 

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Out comes an AK-47. Your weapons have been upgraded. A 200 kill streak is needed to upgrade again.

 

I put in a turtle.

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Out comes best pony Rainbow Dash. 

I shove in Elliott the Dragon (The one from the original Pete's Dragon that's actually really adorable)

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Out comes a live action version of Attack On Titan

 

I put in Bakaarion.

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Out comes a deluxe DVD edition of "Beauty and the Beast"

 

I insert a Nintendo Switch.

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Out comes a 40 chapter manga involving Putin trying to take down giant robots sent from Venus

 

I place in Kingdom Hearts

 

 

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Out comes Paul McCartney playing a rock intro of my little pony the movie, including a pink submarine. HYPE !

I put in a whoopee cushion.

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