SNESChalmers 17 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Share a pun, that's it. (Hopefully this is the right subforum for this kind of thing.) I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 I read this post while going up my stairs. I don't trust the my stairs, they are always up to something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arix 38 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 This is my OC. He hails from the Equestrian equivalent of Spain, where his goal is to revive chivalry and bring justice to the world. His name is Donkey Oaty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Komaeda Nagito 27 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Punions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNESChalmers 17 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 18 minutes ago, Komaeda Nagito said: Punions. There's so many layers to this comment... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Are you TRYING to kill me, Super Nintendo Chalmers? Last weekend I had to change a flat on my way to dinner, and boy were my arms tired! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Kill me.. Sorry that just my brain is just telling me that I lost an electron while typing this. I'm thinking to keep an ion on them. Ughh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, I'veBeenCalledE said: Kill me.. Sorry that just my brain is just telling me that I lost an electron while typing this. I'm thinking to keep an ion on them. Ughh. Sounds serious, you might want to proceed with cation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sidral Mundet 5 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Going seven days without making a pun makes one week. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 I must be the most up-standing citizen in town. My dates never show up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNESChalmers 17 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 The number of people who confuse too and to is two damn high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNESChalmers 17 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 The impulse to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeray2000 1 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 I like windmills a lot. You could say I'm a big fan. A duck walks into a bar, and orders his favorite food, cheese and quackers. He then tells the bartender to put it on his bill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Illustrious Q 12 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Sheesh, that's almost as bad as office puns. You can take my word on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PowderHound 6 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 I'm not into Aviation-related puns, but that's just plane wrong. If swearing is immature, then why is it called adult language? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revanche 61 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 *cracks knuckles* The time of the bear pun has come anew Honeys. you're grizzly puns pawsitively cause pandamonium, you should furget puns unless you bear clawsome koalafications. See, I'm ursa a pun-wielder, grizzled, and bearleive me, you can bearly maintain your bearings for more than a few embearassing, teddieous bearagges of bearzerk-inducing puns. Yeti, however am pelting out puns like there snout tomorrow, clearly you're polar opposite! There's nowhere to hide! Sorry to pun with such clawt, and strip your cubpable puns bear, but salmon had to show you the truth, (it was a bear necessity!) and beary your unbearable wordplay. *drops the mic* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 359 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Someone just threw a can of soda at me. Hopefully it was a soft drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Revanche said: *cracks knuckles* The time of the bear pun has come anew Honeys. you're grizzly puns pawsitively cause pandamonium, you should furget puns unless you bear clawsome koalafications. See, I'm ursa a pun-wielder, grizzled, and bearleive me, you can bearly maintain your bearings for more than a few embearassing, teddieous bearagges of bearzerk-inducing puns. Yeti, however am pelting out puns like there snout tomorrow, clearly you're polar opposite! There's nowhere to hide! Sorry to pun with such clawt, and strip your cubpable puns bear, but salmon had to show you the truth, (it was a bear necessity!) and beary your unbearable wordplay. *drops the mic* You used a cubble of those more than once. My cat's tongue is like sandpaper; it actually scraped some hair off my hands when she licked me once. I named her Gin, because she's a hard licker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PowderHound 6 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 War does not determine who is right, only who is left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peridot 549 Report post Posted August 31, 2016 I bought a new fan today. It's sure to blow you away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KimOlsen87 2 Report post Posted September 1, 2016 My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water". I know he means well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peridot 549 Report post Posted September 1, 2016 I'm thinking of renting a boat. Buying one might be going a bit overboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,069 Report post Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Peridot said: I'm thinking of renting a boat. Buying one might be going a bit overboard. Ayyyyy! I don't see why people think Peridot is a one-note character. I think she's actually got a multifaceted personality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peridot 549 Report post Posted September 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, ABronyAccount said: Ayyyyy! I don't see why people think Peridot is a one-note character. I think she's actually got a multifaceted personality. I WASN'T AWARE THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THAT. WHERE I CAN FIND THEM AND HOW I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
