>anon pone 5 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 >am new horse >lurked on this site for 5 minutes >want account need account >follows simple registration steps >takes short break to prey to our lord seth >deep breath >moment I click register I get bumped out to main page >a world of opportunity is opened up to me >this is beautiful >like heaven with pones >I could stay here for several years >questions? am nerd horse, does nerd horse related stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jorge123esp 3 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
>anon pone 5 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, jorge123esp said: Welcome! >thank you for your kind word(s) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramm 40 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 welcome i think lord seth heard you.... if you are lucky he my apper ^^ i hope you are having an awsome day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sethisto 47 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 52 minutes ago, >anon pone said: >am new horse >lurked on this site for 5 minutes >want account need account >follows simple registration steps >takes short break to prey to our lord seth >deep breath >moment I click register I get bumped out to main page >a world of opportunity is opened up to me >this is beautiful >like heaven with pones >I could stay here for several years >questions? am nerd horse, does nerd horse related stuff My son... I have heard thy call. For a simple fee of $12, 4 commissioned drawings of my OC's L/L shipping with Trixie, and weekly cleaning of the Church of Equestria's official prayer service jet, you too can feel the light that is my brilliance. Fear not, for even if you are not blessed with riches, every bit you donate will guarantee a chance at redemption from past sins. May Nyx watch over you. Be blessed! Send all of your belongings so that we may save our race from the fires of hell! Amen 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel The Bat 1,561 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 Hello Anon Pone and welcome to EQD Forums. almost said FiG. Anyways it's a great place and im sure you'll love it here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
>anon pone 5 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sethisto said: My son... I have heard thy call. For a simple fee of $12, 4 commissioned drawings of my OC's L/L shipping with Trixie, and weekly cleaning of the Church of Equestria's official prayer service jet, you too can feel the light that is my brilliance. Fear not, for even if you are not blessed with riches, every bit you donate will guarantee a chance at redemption from past sins. May Nyx watch over you. Be blessed! Send all of your belongings so that we may save our race from the fires of hell! Amen >holy jesus in a pancake >it is the one >the only >seth >have to make good impression >mane brushed for our lord >am ready >my king >I haven't a bit to spare >for the daily grind which is all to familiar to us all plagues me as well >if I would, I would donate millions to you >but even horses have economic troubles >I have horse car >and beautiful horse wife >horse home I must pay rent on >you are deserving of every spare dollar that strays its way into my hooves >but alas >another bill is in the mail >my $400 dollar oc plushie check bounced >and I have no money to spare to you >however >I feel the struggle >I know what true devotion to our interwebz overlords is >I must abide to these commandments strictly >for I have not a object of worth to donate to your worthy cause >but you have heard my call >and I answer with confidence: >"I'll clean the jet for $10." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
>anon pone 5 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Steel Crescent said: Hello Anon Pone and welcome to EQD Forums. almost said FiG. Anyways it's a great place and im sure you'll love it here. >I am loving it >is beautiful place >my new place of worship 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sethisto 47 Report post Posted August 29, 2016 33 minutes ago, >anon pone said: >holy jesus in a pancake >it is the one >the only >seth >have to make good impression >mane brushed for our lord >am ready >my king >I haven't a bit to spare >for the daily grind which is all to familiar to us all plagues me as well >if I would, I would donate millions to you >but even horses have economic troubles >I have horse car >and beautiful horse wife >horse home I must pay rent on >you are deserving of every spare dollar that strays its way into my hooves >but alas >another bill is in the mail >my $400 dollar oc plushie check bounced >and I have no money to spare to you >however >I feel the struggle >I know what true devotion to our interwebz overlords is >I must abide to these commandments strictly >for I have not a object of worth to donate to your worthy cause >but you have heard my call >and I answer with confidence: >"I'll clean the jet for $10." Fear not child, for your house, care, wife, and check can all be donated. I can tell from the way that you speak, that these items not only trouble you, but blind you to your glorious savior. Please see my secretary for information on ways in which your assets can be shifted over to the Church of Equestria. You will be free my son. Reborn anew to a wonderful life and an even grander afterlife with bountiful mares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 The greentext! I thought I lost you when I escaped from /b/! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badshot 168 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 Hello there, name's BadShot, local Dungeon Master and Best Changeling. I run the Roleplay scene around here, if you are interested in such, just ask me for any questions you have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AaronMk 501 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 Remember to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paegyu배규 5 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 >sees a thread >doesn't want to be a background pony, so greets people >hello and welcome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 Hello AnonPone and welcome to the forums, I hope you find everything to your liking and enjoy your stay If you have any questions feel free to ask Until then see you around the threads (Sorry for late welcome, I was a little busy ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SugarSweet 56 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 Hello, and welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your time here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dublyn Tea 104 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 Well then, this thread has given me a good laugh. What a great way to start the morning. Thank you. And welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted August 31, 2016 >checks intros >see unreaded ones >clicks the most viewed first clicks each one. >reposts the for rank Makes original posts on each one. >Clicks on this link >sees you washing jet. > Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted August 31, 2016 >checks thread by user called >anon pone >sees green text wall >notsurewhatIexpected.jpg >proceed with the usual copypasta Hello there and welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy your stay around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
