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Azalea Floria

Soldier's Dispenser Quest

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So our story begins with a Soldier, he stands inside the building of CP_Granary, between the 1st and 2nd control point on the BLU's side of the map. Suddenly, he spots a professor(trespasser? eh)!!. Angry at the Demoman Soldier starts swinging his arms in a helicopter motion, and starts to hover slowly toward the Demoman. But before he could reach the Demoman, he heard a sinister laughter, it was a possessed stuff animal, the stuff animal then exclaims that Soldier had soiled his diaper. Soldier immediately ran out the window, and fell down, leading to a pair of broken legs, luckily for him there was a Dispenser nearby. As he was about to use it, the Engineer who built it stops him and glares at him angrily. The soldier is sad that he can never heal his two broken legs, but then he tries to convince the Engi to let him use the Dispenser, by giving him a biig hug and sobbing. He then gets another idea, in which he shall entertain the Engineer in more attempts to convince the Engineer to let him use the dispenser, and so he lets go of the Engineer, winds up his head, and it launches waaay high up into the sky!! The Engineer is pleased, and while the Soldier's head was high up in the clouds, he starts daydreaming about the dispenser, but he forgot that stretching your neck gives it a higher chance to stiffen up (and heavier for that matter), causing the Soldier to fall over to the side and dying a little instead (amen). He then screams in a fit of both rage and sadness.

Two

The story continues with Soldier being repeatedly crushed by the dispenser, he also reminds us that he is still dead on the inside, and Engineer tries to wind up his head like Soldier did but fails to launch it and instead became a sputnik. Soldier then brainstorms to try and figure out a way to bring the Engineer back, but alas they vanish. Panicked, Soldier leaps into the wall where the Heavy was just standing on to find any traces of him, but found none, and so the Soldier screamed with despair. And Soldier sits there and wallows in despair, a wild spah came and does the forbidden "mush mush dance"!! which relocated Soldier to be high up in the sky!

 

The rest will come later I guess

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what kind of drugs he has I want some

 

The story was pretty good, but it goes from normal to LSD land in 5 seconds

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