Lord Nanfoodle

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Attach a cowcatcher to my car, rig it to blow with remote charges, plow through downtown, BODY COUNT BE DAMNED, smash into the boss' headquarters, leap out, blow it all to hell, swipe the boss' car, go get some yogurt, burn down Toki's house for when I can't the Fruity Pebbles, and then call the cops and tell them my neighbor put dead animals in my house again. Cook supper and then relax.

 

You move to a new town and as you arrive, a strange hooded figure walks up to you and tells you point-blank, "I will poop your pants." and walks off. The next day you go to get dressed when you find someone has crapped in the pants you laid out to wear for today. Too weirded out by all of this, you try to forget about this and clean the pants. However, then next day, crap in the pants you were going to wear again!! You call the cops, but they won't take you seriously. This happens again, and on the forth night, you try to catch the perpetrator with a camera, but somehow they evade detection. You have a security system put in the following day, but it never catches them. Finally, you decided to confront the pooper yourself, and finally, manage to get somewhere. The man whisks by you and then sneaks around you. The next thing you know, you hear him whisper in your ear, "Za... Warudo. Toki wo tomade!!" IT WAS DIO!! DIO HAS BEEN CRAPPING IN YOUR PANTS THIS WHOLE TIME!! ...Now just before time stops and he does it again, you wonder why the hell is he going around taking dumps in random peoples' pants (is this some sort of grand scheme or is he just messing with people for the lolz?), why did he pick on you, and most importantly... Wat do?

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I spend one whole day going to several grocery stores and buy up all their green bananas. The next day, I track down Dio and I force all of the green bananas I've bought down his throat, constipating him for all time. "LET'S SEE YOU CRAP IN MY PANTS NOW!"

 

In a surprising twist, The next day, there is once again crap in my pants, but this time it's extremely bloody. Dio must have somehow forced something through against all odds. Now the blood-poo stained pants are impossible to clean and Dio is still on the loose but in a worse way than before. What do?

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Set fire to Toki's house for the insurance money, then when Toki asks who did it, say Error did it, but it was his fault. :toki:

 

For some reason, you somehow discover a way to play as the Spy from TF2 in Overwatch. Wat do?

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Backstab enemy and disguise near them.

Your pc is being infected with Ransomware where hackers demands money. Wat do?

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I toss it out and convert to consoles. However, that being a blasphemous decision, the gaming gods destroy all manners in which I can play games. Wat do?

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Call Donut Steele. He'll know what to do. :chillin:

 

You buy some Lucky Charms cereal one day, and decide the following morning eat dat cereal. However, when you get up, you are shocked to find a dead Lucky the Leprechaun face-down in a bowl of cereal and your box of cereal horrifically mutilated. The Cereal Killer has struck again. Wat do?

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You call the pun police to investigate. It'll take a while, but I'm sure they'll catch him.

 

They eventually catch him, but the cereal killer knows you ratted him out and swears revenge. Wat do?

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Just Nanfoodle's weird riddle so I won't care.

Your oc have been used without permission, wat do?

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I farm little more.

This hiatus is actually a decision from Hasbro to cancel the show. But they won't say it. What do ?

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Use the fandom as a pillow to cushion the blow.

 

But as a result of the show ending, the fandom immediately implodes on itself and is no more. Wat do?

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Becomes the true leader of this bunch of lost and desperate bronies with no willingness, by opening a great brony aera on the internet. I know these one who give up first will be overtaken by their own desires and nostalgia. Time or another.

You can fly for 4 hours (limited speed : 170 km/h). What do ?

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Become Arceus and DESTROY THE WORLD.

Everyone you run across, whether you know them or not, are now punching you in the face as you cross paths with them for apparently no reason. Wat do?

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I leave America. :haha:

Okay, okay, that was a simple joke that I didn't want to do with Mexico.

Each time you are watching a pony, you're getting physically ill. What do ?

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Go over to Toki's house to watch pony. That way I can feel free to vomit and take a dump in his living room to my heart's content as I watch pony. I mean, I would have probably taken a dump in his living room anyways if he didn't have any Fruity Pebbles, but it's the principle of the matter. :smugtrixie:

 

You suddenly discover that now whenever someone, anyone, touches you, you explode in a spew of gore, chunks, giblets, entrails, and other viscera in a wide berth, simply to respawn where you exploded one minute later. Wat do?

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Eh, I stay in my locked apartment and I intensify my foruming. I would just be careful when I'll do some shopping.

You find a haunted cartridge of Majora's Mask on the ground. What do ?

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Stick it in a bag, fill said bag with dog doo, then throw it through Toki's window. I mean, if I recall right, ghosts like to be pooped on, and Toki likes video games and ghosts, so win-win? Right? RIGHT?! ....................................OH GOD, DON'T TELL ME I SCREWED UP AGAIN!! THE SHAME!! I MUST RECTIFY THIS ONCE!! :gonkity: *firebombs Toki's house, then a week later collects an insurance check for the fire*

 

Your father comes up and tells you that all your mother wants for Mother's Day is a Dutch Oven. Wat do?

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I would be confused and never though it was like that.

Equestria forums is closing. Wat do?

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I will miss the internet and doing some offline with pc or such.

Your gender have changed. Wat do?

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Spend the rest of my days attempting to convince my family and friends of this sudden sex change.

 

All the internet has been disconnected except that which has to do with Rule 34. Wat do?

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Creating an account and posting non-porn pictures on rule 34.

You got 4,593,125 e-mails, and one of them is about your selection to a new national lottery (you got 190,000$). What do ?

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