Lord Nanfoodle

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Delete my email account. I can't read through those, and based on that email, they are all spam.

A man parks a taco truck in front of your house. He's been there all day, and no one has bought any tacos. Wat do?

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What a question, I punch him right on the face and I eat some free tacos. I don't like waste foods.

You're in the middle of nowhere. Just a abandoned house and a road, seems to the the road 66. There is one little lake, a broken bike, and a doll on the ground. The night is coming. What do ?

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Try not to get eaten by coyotes in the night, and fail.

You wake up in a dark cave. You can barely see, and water is dripping off the ceiling onto your head. You have no idea how you got there, or how to get out. Wat do?

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I think I'd panic, and if nothing happen (like a human shadow hitting me with axe or chainsaw), get calm, pray Luna, and try to find a way out.

It's 7:49am, in the future. You're morning alarm didn't work. Your boss said that if you're late again, you're fired and you has to be to you post at 8:00am. No one chance to be there on time because you need 45 minutes to across the city. What do ?

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Hmmm... call in sick. But I have to make it believable. In other words, I will intentionally make myself ill by licking random things.

You are a marathon runner. You've ran about 7 miles when you trip and break your leg, fallingl to the ground in pain. You were in last place, and this section of the marathon is in the middle of nowhere. Wat do?

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Hmmm, feeling of déjà vu :

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I try to make a brace and a cane if I found some vegetation, some food if it's possible (insects, yes, it's very caloric), and take a sleep. When I wake up, I walk for my life.

You walk into a secret room. Bam, the door behind you locked down. Wou can't escape. Front of you, 3 doors, 2 of them aspire you to the empty space, and only one is the exit. There is 2 guards, one of the always lie, the other one say the truth. What do ?

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Ask them both how many guards are in the room. Ask the one that responds "2" how to get out.

 

You are surrounded by a pack of rabid weasels. You are holding a steak. What do?

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Enjoy a massacre with my spiked shoes. EEEEH, I mean Throws the steak away, and run.

Somepony stronger than you is about to stole your phone. What do ?

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21 minutes ago, Shadow Dash said:

Ask them both how many guards are in the room. Ask the one that responds "2" how to get out.

My brain forgot me to say that you can ask only 1 question. YOU CHEATER !

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Very simple. My phone has a tracker in it. I'll just trace them down and ask the football team to beat him up. There's advantages to being friends with the quarterback.

 

You have a brain, but it keeps forgetting things. Wat do?

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Getting angry, menacing it, punching things, but still take care of it. I mean, of him. He's my roommate after all.

You're computer has been hacked and encrypted, a message asking for a ransom to get your system back. What do ?

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Thanks Luna, and thinking it can't come from a poor pocket, so steal it to convert it into some MLP stuff and expensive chocolate. Okay, okay, maybe 5% for a humanitarian association and I'm in peace with myself.

You find a laptop, what do ?

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I look to see what's on it to try and determine if it I can contact that whom it belongs to

It seems to belong to no one and you decide to keep it, but unfortunately is filled with a bunch of questionable porn that you're never able to erase, wat do?

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Very simple. Never open that folder. If I pretend it doesn't exist, it's not a problem until someone else uses the laptop.

 

Your parents violently smash your laptop against a hardwood floor. What do?

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Wow, can't imagine my parents doing that now. Eventually when I was younger... I'd back to my home and wait their culpability grows up. Bah, after all I don't need that laptop, I already have a strong PC linked to all the screens of my home.

A recruiter gives you an important post to lead a scientific team. You don't know any scientific knowledge, just manage them and the funds allowed. But you realize that it was a mistake, the recruiter misspelled your name and the real selected person will never know it. What do ?

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Absolutely nothing... I'm staying on that post. I have plausible deniability of knowing it wasn't supposed to be me.

 

You are camping in the wilderness, when your fire ignites a nearby tree. You have no cell service, and your car is parked 5 miles away. What do?

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Inspired of the current news eh ? I would feel terribly miserable. But I call firemen, took my stuffs and go to the opposite way of the wind. I hope my car is there.

Friendship is no longer magic. What do ?

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I learn to use the dark side of the force. It is a path to many abilities which some may find to be unnatural.

 

You find out your car is stolen and you are arrested. Wat do?

 

 

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Use my one phone call to get a decent lawyer.

 

You trip and fall into a well. Wat do?

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A well ? How could I fall into... Ah, a well, ok. I put my feet on each side and push to go out.

Somepony you don't like see you through the window, and come to knock at you door. what do ?

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On 3.9.2015 at 5:59 PM, Lord Nanfoodle said:

(hopefully prefixed with the phrase, "Wat Do?")

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Open the door and lie something about you having something urgent to do and send them away.

I'll soon be probed in uncomfortable places by aliens. Wat do?

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Well, since you're the one being probed, I'll go ahead and help the aliens. I never quite understood how you human-types work.

 

Susie fell off the swing. Now Susie is crying. You feel bad for Susie and give her an ice cream. She drops the ice cream. It falls on a bee. The bee stings Susie. Now Susie is in pain, and is crying even worse. What do?

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Alcohol!

*Alicorn Shadow Dash walks in room* Sorry, Zakru. Rules are rules.

*fade to black, three gunshots*

 

You find a peanut. What do?

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