Lord Nanfoodle

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Invite them in, bring them into the bathroom, kill the lights, then ï̟̳̿̃͊̇ͥ̓́͠ṉ̶̥͇̣͇̫͍̯͐̉ͯ̏̓̈́t̡̞͎͓̘̟̺̗ͨͭ̂͑͑̐ͦ͛͝rͬ͑ͦ̓̔̚͏̘̳̭̯̥̭̞̳ö̡̥̥̙͇͉̳́ͅd͇̣̣̺̞͙͚̈̓̿̅ͩ̕ͅǘ̷͖̮̤̳̩̔̒ͮ͐̊̒̎̉́c̞̱̠̠̳̟̻͈̗͒̎͊̋̉ͨ̉̔́͝e̔̊ͦ͊̚҉̼ ̱͖̭̗͔̩̇ͬ̏͛͞t̠̟̺͓̝̥̤͂ͤ͒̓͛̌h̷̷̥͔̺̲͓ͬ͞e̻̼͖̰͆̋̾̒͝m̶̨̢̯͈͕̤̭̱̀ͣ ͎̥̘̳̱̟̼̍͐̄̋ͫ̿͘t̮̳͔̹̞̿̅͆ͬ͗̍̏ͫ͟o̧̞ͪ̾͒̇̽̀ͦ͂ͫ ̷̴̳͓̘̗̗͚͔͈̐̌ͪ͜T̶̜̞͉͂͊̈ͭ͊̀h̶͎͂͌ͫ̊ͤ͋͊ͣ̀e͍̮̩̝̔̎̃ ͐ͪͮ̑̉̃̃ͦ҉̛̟̩̙C̃ͣ̈́҉̠̥͉͉͚̥͞ą̫̪͇̤̪̩̣̼͕ͪn̴̿̀҉̝̻̪̲̳̭̯ḋ̶̙̳̜͚͓͗̐̊̔̽̍̾͠͞ȳ̴͙͇̞̹̹͓̮ͤ̍ͅm͔̹͎̥̲̬͙͍̄̇ͦ̓́̚̕a̗̫͙͕̞̲͇̓̒ͧͦ͌ͨn͚͍̟̫̤ͨ̓͛ͫ̚͘͝.̜̜̬̱͒͌͒ͪ̅̽̕͝

 

Afterwards give the candy to The Candyman. I just got soylent green for days.

 

 

One day your doorbell rings. It's Chuck Norris. He says nothing as he clenches his fists, does a split, and just starts wailing on your groin over and over for no apparent reason. Wat do?

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Step into the vacancy created by this unfortunate event and take over his Lordship, seizing all his land. I take good care of the entire fiefdom and become a renowned and fair Lord across the little, madness riddled, plane of Oblivion Nanfoodle ruled over. 

 

Suddenly, it's raining French fries and Burgers. Wat do?

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And then eat, and eat, throw up, eat again, get fat, regret nothing, NOTHING! :cookie:

 

You discover an old building in the woods, looks abandoned but also very spooky, a storm is approaching and the sun is setting. Wat do?

 

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Enjoy the scenery for a while, then start working on a device to control all 4 dimensions. (Need a TARDIS here!)

 

Your house is now a sentient being. Wat do?

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Burn it, then collect the insurance money... I would have burned it down anyways, but now I get to hear something scream in agony. :megusta:

 

You hear a knock at the door, and it's Yahweh, Lucifer, and the Norse goddess Gná. Turns out Yahweh and Lucifer used their property tax money to buy weed last week and now the bank repossessed Heaven and Hell. As for Gná, Asgard was also repossessed, but because local ordinances reclassified the land for commercial use, and now Asgard is a Trader Joe's. They tried moving in with the gods in Olympus, but those guys... those guys are jerks, plus Bacchus kept smoking their sticky-icky, so... here they are, looking to crash on your couch. Wat do?

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just learn it was story made by Nanfoodle, so it make no sense

You lost your one tooth, wat do?

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Look for it in my mouth. That's the first place I'd look for a tooth. If that doesn't work, try retracing your steps. It should turn up at some point.

 

Your download suddenly reaches 101%, and is still not done, wat do?

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Silently judge the programmer who wrote this with a frown and patiently wait for my download to finish.

 

 

While loitering around your house's basement you find a hidden door. After opening it you find a slightly rusty but functional set of T-60 Power Armor and a few fusion cores inside. Wat do?

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Close it again because I think it's unreality.

You suddenly got a large internet bill, wat do?

 

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Use it as an excuse to tear my PC apart and do my usual spring cleaning. Now if only I could find that thermal paste...

 

Your dinner is now sentient and attempting to eat you. Wat do?

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Take brain goop from humans killed by robots and spray them onto robots. Watch as zombies attack robots. Mutually assured destruction.

 

 

You're in what you suspect to be the Equestria Girls world. You check the portal, and for some reason it doesn't work, but it is there. School at CHS is out. You decide to go to Sweet Apple Acres to try to get help finding a way home. While there, you hear the trees being struck with resounding thuds, and all the apples falling clear of each tree in an instant. Wondering how the human Applejack could buck apple trees, you walk up, when suddenly, a wall of shimmering orange, and something that looks like a fin knocks you the hell out. When you wake up you see Applejack, but that's when you see instead of legs she has an orange-scaled mermaid tail poking out from her skirt, telling you this isn't exactly the EqG universe you know. Wat do?

 

(...and don't say things like "it was all a dream" or "close it again because I think it's unreality" or "just learn it was story made by Nanfoodle, so it make no sense." Actually try to answer, but if you can't, don't dismiss it with a supremely vague response like one of the ones above...)

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I just find out that's one of Nanfoodle's fanfic.....well I just skip it.

You are very tired even you have sleep long enough. Wat do?

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Salvage the situation. You NEVER let good pasta go to waste.:glare:

 

Every online video you try to watch is stuck in an infinite buffering loop. Wat do?

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As a child of the 80's, I've learned there's still TV. I can be entertained by just about anything on TV if I need be. Failing that... screw it, I got games.

 

 

One day, you're going about your business when you, and everyone else on Earth, doubles over. When you get up, everyone on Earth, outside of pregnant women, has switched genders, and not just switch genders - all the women of Earth are now ripped buff bishies, and more shocking, all men & pregnant women are now cute, petite, busty nekomimi with catlike dexterity and flexibility, their hair, ears, and tails being any possible color imaginable. Despite the fact all of humanity has now swapped genders and now all the new females are part cat, humanity can still continue to still propagate; it just means all future newborn males are born human, and all future newborn females are catgirls. Wat do?

 

 

4 hours ago, Error said:

I just find out that's one of Nanfoodle's fanfic.....well I just skip it.

There was one thing I told you NOT to do, and you DID it. You gave a dismissive answer. Ya know, I slave over a cold sleeping Azathoth to bring you my Grade A crazy because the health inspector won't let me keep my worms, so I'd like to not get a Clean Bill of Health every time I crap all over your sofa. :eyeroll:

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I throw a party as a my life long(more since puperty) dream has come true (the cat girl part) cause CATGIRLSSSSSSSSSSS

 

(is that good nough nanfoodle)

My Little Pony and all your other favorite shows,books,movies etc are banned wat do?

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You're driving through the Great Basin Highway, a 2 hour stretch of literally nothing, no stops. You need to go to the bathroom really badly, what do?

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