Azalea Floria 144 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 I uncork a potion bottle...and splashes its content to summon a slime buddy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revanche 61 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 46 minutes ago, Azalea Floria said: I uncork a potion bottle...and splashes its content to summon a slime buddy! I've seen enough anime to know where this is going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeBronyCaptain 35 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 *ghostly disembodied form floats alongside Revanche* "You might want a turban to go with that... And being dead's not half bad either." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 359 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 I'll bash the boss with a Rarity dakimakura. 7 hours ago, Revanche said: I've seen enough anime to know where this is going. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted January 22, 2017 nevermind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,856 Report post Posted January 22, 2017 Um... How can the attack cycle end if it never began? If you look back, you clearly never said "Attack Cycle Start." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted January 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Lord Nanfoodle said: Um... How can the attack cycle end if it never began? If you look back, you clearly never said "Attack Cycle Start." It always starts after I post stats but seeing as you're the boss and it's kind of important for you to know when the attack cycle starts I guess I need to extend the cycle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,856 Report post Posted January 22, 2017 Just now, MoltenKitten said: It always starts after I post stats but seeing as you're the boss and it's kind of important for you to know when the attack cycle starts I guess I need to extend the cycle See, these are the little fine print things we need to know. Anyhow, given that, I might as well give my action: I pull out a six-chamber grenade launcher loaded with a series of special grenades and fire them in the area of the group, loaded up in this order: Flashbang Tear Gas Mustard Gas Green Smoke Incindiary Second Flashbang I'll use the grenade spam to cover my escape into a nearby network of caves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted January 22, 2017 Well that clears that up for me too. I drag Zebronycaptain away from the battle to a safehouse and tell the clone (KiiKrindar Jr.) to start healing him. Then put up a barrier made of old fruitcake to help shield my team against the blasts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeBronyCaptain 35 Report post Posted January 23, 2017 If there is one thing I've learned from WoW it's that you should never let your healers attack the boss... or pull aggro... everyone usually wipes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted January 27, 2017 Attack Cycle End Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted January 27, 2017 Revanche revives ZeBronyCaptain with a charming tune on a pungi Azalea Floria uncorks a potion bottle and splashes its contents to summon a Slime Buddy Frecinette bashes the boss with a rarity dakimakura dealing 352 damage RogueCookie puts up a barrier of fruitcake (and breaks my bold apparently) Lord Nanfoodle uses a grenade launcher with various ammo "Blinding" and dealing half damage for a total of 140 damage to Azalea Floria and RogueCookie Stats ZeBronyCaptain Health:800/800 Azalea Floria Health: 660/800 Debuff: "Blinded" will have a harder time hitting anything until cured RogueCookie Health: 660/800 Debuff: "Blinded" will have a harder time hitting anything until cured Slime Buddy Health: 400/400 ; Either attacks for 200 damage or something that I will decide later because I'm too uncreative atm Lord Nanfoodle Health: 1,037/2,500 Attack Cycle Start Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revanche 61 Report post Posted January 27, 2017 I start throwing vinyl's at Nanfoodle, shuriken-style. To be clear, that's vinyl with a lowercase v, not an uppercase one. I don't have an infinite supply of a musical pony; I'm not Gameloft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeBronyCaptain 35 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 Yaay! I live!! I commence turning RogueCookie's safehouse into a triage center. And order a turban for Revanche on Amazon Prime.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azalea Floria 144 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 *Does nothing that would contribute to either the team or the boss....and that is running around in circles.* AWH SNAP!! I CAN'T SEE!! I CAN'T SEEEEE~!!! meanwhile I let the slime buddy to continuously do its damage thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,856 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 Undo my hard work, will ya's Revanche? I shall look up Revanche's medical history to discover what their food allergies are, then cook up a massive sentient onigiri, using one of foods they're allergic to as the filling, that I shall catapult the onigiri onto them, crushing them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revanche 61 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, Lord Nanfoodle said: Undo my hard work, will ya's Revanche? I shall look up Revanche's medical history to discover what their food allergies are, then cook up a massive sentient onigiri, using one of foods they're allergic to as the filling, that I shall catapult the onigiri onto them, crushing them. Why... Why would you do that!? WHY WOULD YOU WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,856 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Revanche said: Why... Why would you do that!? WHY WOULD YOU WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD!? Because... vampire!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeBronyCaptain 35 Report post Posted February 7, 2017 Performs free, instant action: hits thread with defibrillators "DON'T DIE ON ME!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 359 Report post Posted February 8, 2017 *keeps pillow fighting the boss while he's ignoring me* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revanche 61 Report post Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, ZeBronyCaptain said: Performs free, instant action: hits thread with defibrillators "DON'T DIE ON ME!" LIVE DAMNIT! LIVE! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted February 8, 2017 Reviving in : 5 hours Dammit. Who turned on in app purchases? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 662 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 Locked by MoltenKitten's request. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites