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Hunger Gaems: Shared Slaughter Edition

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11 minutes ago, Skyrazer said:

Oh, for the love of all things... I swear any form of RNG hates my guts. :applebelch:

@Nova S. Aurora You guys got all the stuff, weaponized Squirrels, Tanks, the Royal Navy. [*And Gandhi*]

Player Nova has denounced Skyrazer

Player "A Squirrel" has declared war on Skyrazer

India has declared war on Skyrazer

England has declared war on Skyrazer

Russia has declared war on Skyrazer

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7 minutes ago, Nova S. Aurora said:

Player Nova has denounced Skyrazer

Player "A Squirrel" has declared war on Skyrazer

India has declared war on Skyrazer

England has declared war on Skyrazer

Russia has declared war on Skyraze

Oh, right I forgot about... Oh...

:celestia:I think India was all you really needed. 

*Patiently waits for incoming nukes*

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14 hours ago, AaronMk said:

BadShot has the monopoly on tributes so I'd complain to him if you want in.

 

Hey, I got a business to run.

 

A totally legitimate business

I'll lay off on the next one.

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Welcome back, it's 5PM on my end and the day is beginning, but night has dawned on the arena. As the sun sets Borg and Bad Shot cuddle for warmth, as murder is afoot in the Fig ranks: User strangles Cyber in his sleep.

 

Keeping alliances further within board ranks, the basket of deplorables and Mary, Queen of Scots holds hands. And why would the Deplorables not try to get on her good side? She has a gulag, and the Deplorables must put tails in it for revenge.

 

Vman all the while is haunted by the terribly aggressive spectra of Gahndi, who will teach him the meaning of Ahmisa whether or not he likes it.

 

The fires of Revolution burn within the heart of UltimateAI, and like Gahndi must be the ghost stories told by the Proletariat, Witch Cat, Frecinette, and a Squirrel around nightly campfires. These things must be the nightmares of Stalin, who fears being usurped by a greater proletariat threat. But Cynder is safe, as he sets about constructing a Minecraft mud hut safe in the woods, giving him shelter from the winds and the rain. But will it save him from the revolutionary forces of Ultimate?

 

ClocktowerEchos though does not care, she has found love in Vicodin and together they climb a tree and make love in its branches.

 

Gustav Mannerheim, Zen, and Vilage sit beside a fire, oblivious to the lovemaking in the arena, surely worried about the haunting of Duthguy by Procellus.

 

Somehow Tails does nothing. And Chibi becomes a miserable sod.

 

A tank meanwhile is ill, and tries to treat its infected treads. Or maybe its crew has all come down with the gout?

 

Octavia snuggles with a wizardly dog, the two seeking the magic of companionship. With that, the SpamBot is alone, and looks longingly at the stars telling himself, "If Manchester kitchen wares could be advertised to the stars, how much more purpose will I have?"

 

Vizzini, the slave to Allyster is meanwhile sent on an infiltration mission. He has won the trust of Broby and the Royal Navy and reports back to Allyster the might slingshot which Broby has crafted and the monumental amount of supplies the Royal Navy has. Allyster, who has shown his magical skill by making Vizzini his slave sharpens a hatchet in preparation for future ops.

 

In unrelated circumstances, Karl Marx sits down with Q and Sethisto who discuss the games. Suddenly Marx's accomplishment so far appear considerably smaller than he would believe. Marx, who thus far has only fled the Cornucopia and discovered the merits of his own economic system hears from contestants who have made successful murders. This none the less impresses Marx, and inspires him to do more, lest he be relegated to obscurity.

 

Nova snuggles with the devil. Discord considers victory and video chat, Kaethela gets explosives as the Karling gets medical supplies to help him survive the Black Death. Light Landstrider starts a non-revolutionary fire.

 

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The day opens with Mary finishing construction on a small shack. She will stay there now. She doesn't want to associate with nobles who receive aid from squirrels. She's her own strong independent matriarch. It may also help protect her from the one-two-punch of Stalin and Witch Cat.

 

Elsewhere in the arena, a battle ensues. Following last night's discussion Sethisto decides to take Marx along on a hunting trip and together they find Discord who comes alone. The trio come upon a band made up of Vilage, Light, and User and in the battle all three are killed. Sethisto has given the father of communism his first taste of blood? Does he like it? Time will tell, but it all started here folks.

 

Vicodin, having had love made the previous night dies of starvation.  Which is unfortunate because he could have saved Nova who is killed with a wayward arrow aimed at Allyster by Gustav. This gives Allyster time to run, while Gustav at least gets a kill. As the dust settles, Broby appears from the brush to consume Nova's corpse to extract his/her essence and to gain strength. And also to prevent him from dying like Vicodin.

 

Allyster's network continues to swell as he escapes death, his slave Vizzini likewise manages to enslave Borg to his will. Is this a growing network the foretells the rise of an Empire of Allyster?

 

Clocktower tries to make another point for the Guild, but fucks up and Clocktower escapes. Kae runs from Diablo.

 

The T34 is however on the hunt for water, such as the very water Indigo Montoya discovers. This is the River of Indigo now.

 

Tails decides to do something today and he teams up with BadShot.

 

Procellus follows Mary late in the real-estate game and foregoes personal tradition in grandiose conquests and catches a turtle for soup and a turtle shell helmet. SpamBot meanwhile builds a Spam Shack, baby. Yea, we're all going to spam shack. Folk gonna be looking for the Spam Shack.

 

Cynder considers what might be sexual harassment considered the picture use, but takes it a step further and rips out AI's heart. AI dies seeing his own heart beating before him.

 

From his cave Zen looks out and the arena and concludes he needs a faithful man slave. He encounters Q and decides a man who already has a kill under his belt is a good bet and manages to enslave Q to his bidding.

 

The Proletariat arms themselves. But not just with any arms: but with nukes.

 

Wizard Dog smokes some dope kush as Vman sleeps. Gahndi is given clean water, and the Deplorables attend to the entire Royal Navy's scurvy.

 

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Teaming up with the roleplay god, ah?

 

Well, this should be interesting

 

also that typo in the title is bugging me

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25 minutes ago, Badshot said:

 

Finally someone gets it

You may be a roleplay god, and i may be a two-tailed fox, but we can't roleplay our way of RNGJesus

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32 minutes ago, Nova S. Aurora said:

Cuddle with the devil and then get killed. Sounds like a productive day.

And then eaten.

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9 hours ago, Light Landstrider said:

AND I DIED

That was short lived

 

2 hours ago, Nova S. Aurora said:

Cuddle with the devil and then get killed. Sounds like a productive day.

Welcome to the Untimely Demise club. Complimentary T-shirts are over there and the ice-cream and chocolate buffet table is that-a way.

Vman also seems to be getting Gandhi nuke flashbacks, the poor soul.

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16 minutes ago, Skyrazer said:

Welcome to the Untimely Demise club. Complimentary T-shirts are over there and the ice-cream and chocolate buffet table is that-a way

Don't forget your badge:

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You all dropping like flies. Who is going to be left or are you waiting it out?

 

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Wonder if I'll win this time.

 

Or will I blow myself up again like I did in the first one.

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The night begins stunningly. The T38, who has so far done nothing but exist has stumbled upon evidence that a surviving tribute is the Zodiac killer. Is it the tank and its crew? Can't be, they found it which implies they didn't know it. I think someone needs to compile a list of suspects at this point. Because this could be the T38's defining moment.

 

Chibi and the member of the Carolingian dynasty both are resupplied unceremoniously as well as Procellus.

 

Coming to a truce tonight, the Wizard Dog and Karl Marx - who has fresh blood on his hands - decide to partner up and sleep in shifts, one watching out for the other. Or is it they're watching the other to make sure they're not up to something?

 

But Vman learns about communism and its appreciable merits. Is this a side-effect of poor sleeping? Of Gahndi haunting him? Because really when you get down to it Gandhi was something of an anarchist; granted I don't know how this would apply to the theories of Marx and Engels but oh well.

 

Borg questions his sanity, the first step in insanity. This might be a side-effect of Vizzini's enslavement spell. It's not as great as Allyster's, so it has some repercussions.

 

The Illustriously non-posting Q is killed by Cynder. RIP him. But it's OK, but Sethisto is all for the Proletariat and none of them ever shall tell him to GO TO BED.

 

Clocktower gets fed.

 

Tails however comes upon something afoul and he suffers an excruciating rash on an embarrassing part of his body.

 

But while Tails goes to beat that off, the SpamBot sits in his Spam Shack and thinks about winning. There's really nothing else to do when  you're a never sleeping robot and the neighborhood squirrel is up all night chittering and chattering.

 

Mary, the Queen of Scots gets to sit around with Kaethela, Gahndi, and Zen so she can tell them how much of a beta-tier loser  t he Basket of Deplorables are and how easy it was to get them to repair her navy. Gandhi probably relishes in telling the party about how it is to haunt Vman into Communism. Zen has stories about his former slave Q, I guess. And Kaethela can tell them all about how the race war needs to happen to make the games great again.

 

Broby and a spooky horse robot go up into a tree and make some legendary love.

 

Vizzini, not done with his mind games converts the entire Royal Navy to fascism.

 

The Basket of Deplorables, hearing of the Royal Navy's conversion to the belief of the superior race is depressed, and tries to get Duthguy to kill him. but Duthguy feels he's too Untermensch to both with and lets him live. The Deplorables sob uncontrollably as the mastermind Allyster has sex with a cat in a tree.

 

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Sexual release can't save Octavia, she is killed by a landmine. And neither can fascism save all the hands of the royal navy from berry thorns, everyone returns to the ships with their hands covered in booboos.

 

Gandhi passively fishes, Vizzini crafts a Wooden Spear of Allyster. A Karling tries to emulate the world renowned champion of the games - Broby - and makes a slingshot; because that royal fucker can't do anything.

 

BadShot finds sustenance, and Broby himself suffers minor defeats to berry thorns.

 

The most dangerous threat to Cynder though was not berries, but a squirrel. Fearing for his life he diverts its attention and runs away, fearing for his nuts.

 

Borg becomes a Fascist of his own free will. This is starting to become spooky now. I need someone to hold me. I think we need a Stirner interlude.

 

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Kaethela re-balances the field and renounces Fascism for Communism as Stalin begins to lose his mind. Depending on brand of communism though, we may need to keep Stirner around.

 

The Basket of Deplorables finds a new basket, a new home. Like a hermit crab it changes baskets.

 

Seth's love for the Proletariat and the Proletariat's newfound love for Trixie is a good enough invitation for the two to go out on a hunt with Witch Cat - coming off of the post-coitus glow from Allyster - and Zen - still having done nothing - go on a hunt for other tributes.

 

Vman spams the ever loving shit out of Chibi with Korean ads about communism. Tails cuts the shit out of Frecinette.

 

Allyster has no need for real work, what with a network now of two loyal fascists; Vizzini and Borg. So he practices his archery.

 

Indigo is beaten by Procellus, but Procellus spares him.

 

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Not many deaths today. But there was much communism and fascism.

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47 minutes ago, MoltenKitten said:

The vehicle meant for killing still has no kills 

Inb4 they convert the Russia tank to Fascism.

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