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The Wildest School Stories

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I was wondering if anyone had some wild school stories, and I hope I am not the only one that deals with...crazy shit at school on an almost daily basis. 

Note: I go to a Special Needs school for...reasons. The stuff that happens there can get really crazy to the point it would sound like a 4chan Greentext Story. (My favorite one being this!) 

 

The earliest wild story I can think of is a Neo-Nazi I had to deal with in Middle School, but let's call him Nick the Neo-Nazi. Nick the Neo-Nazi would draw swastikas on his stuff and whenever the Pledge of Allegiance (It's an American thing) happens, he would do the Nazi salute instead of properly putting his hand on his heart because 'merica. Oh, but this doesn't end here, my dudes. One day, Nick shows me a thing on Flipnote Hatena and a friend of mine (Who is pretty cool) says that he saw whatever was on Flipnote Hatena on YouTube already. Nick flips his shit and proceeds to throw a garbage can to one of my friends and barges out of the room, knocking a printer over in one of the offices in the process out of his anger. We're just watching in the distance like "Woah wtf just happened???" and even my teacher was baffled. All because of that, Nick thankfully got expelled. He never actually got in trouble from his drawn swastikas and the salute every morning.

Now this just happened a couple of days ago, mind you. As I was returning to homeroom, one of my friends ran up to me and asked "DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED?!". Me, a confused individual, shook my head. What I was told that one of the freshmen (The Freshmen in my school are wild this year, with tons of autism points) fapped in a class and didn't even try to hide it. Let's call him Angry Ginger Kid. From what I have learned, Angry Ginger Kid angrily fapped to none other than Sonic foot fetish porn. A friend told me she witnessed this twice in a row and has probably lost a few brain cells. The infuriating part is that Angry Ginger Kid somehow managed to not get in trouble for this. The teachers claim that "He wasn't aware that he was masturbating" while people have clearly witnessed that Angry Ginger Kid was fully aware he was fapping to (probably really bad) Sonic foot fetish art on his school laptop. To add more salt to this, his school laptop wasn't even taken away! Since there's like 240 some people in school, I and a bunch of people have dubbed this "The Fappening", but now thinking of it, it should be called "Fapgate" because of the teachers letting Angry Ginger Kid get away with fapping in class, along with people not get confused with the actual Fappening that happened a year or two ago.

Some minutes later, another Freshman (Let's call him Chanter McChanterface, because he does nothing but chant random shit) somehow let out his anger by...wait for it...flashing his moobs to another student and proceeding to punch him in the arm in the hallway. 

 

I'd update this with more wild shit that might happen for the rest of the school year (And thankfully graduating. Wooohoo!)

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Near the end of my senior year there was a legit food fight in the cafeteria, shit started flying everywhere.

 

Some tried to pile outside into the hallway to escape the chaos, on my way out I got clocked in the head with a milk carton.

Thankfully I never gave a fuck. The staff though were pissed

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In middle school during grade 7, one of the kids got pissed by the teach so at lunch break he decided to slash his car's tires. When he got spotted he tried to climb the school's gate to run away but the teach caught him, dropped him on the parking floor and hit him with his belt in front of everyone.

 

Stil in grade 7, our art teacher had a heart attack in class and died from it.

 

During grade 8, some kids from a near college broke through our college and raided the gym lockers, left with phones and wallets.

 

Also in middle school in grade 9, we had an earthquake that destroyed both the science and art building while we were in class (everyone evacuated safely), so we had to finish the year scattered in different schools. 

 

In high school, one of my classmates along with one guy and 2 other girls got expelled for filming sextapes in the old dormitory.

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Oh, I've got a few of these. Ever since first grade I've had the wonderful honor of being in the class with the worst discipline out of the entire school. We've been visited by Vice Principals, Principals, Psychologists, School Board representatives, you name it. Yelled at by countless faculty and school staff members to the point where all they had to do was say the class's name and all you could hear was groaning and general displeasure. So here are a few wonderful slices of stupidity witnessed by the quiet guy who sits on the sidelines...

 

Grade school, first few years. We had this one mentally challenged fellow in my Grade school class, he lasted from 1st to about 6th grade and finally got moved to some individual program or something. For the sake of keeping it short I'll just call him G. G had some outbursts now and then, he'd start randomly shouting or laughing while we're all in class, throw crumpled up pieces of paper at people and no one would bat an eye. He also had some strange fascination with Construction machinery and Trucks and every time one could be seen through a window in the room he'd stand up and yell "DIGGER!", "CRANE!" or "A TRUCK!".

This one time, he decides he's going to the bathroom and in true G fashion he stands up, walks over to the door without muttering a single word and only replies with "Going to the thing" when the teacher asks him. So he goes out and a minute later comes back in with his pants down and waving his junk in the air doing thrusting motions while laughing. Panic ensues, the teacher finally calms him down and puts him to a seat. Queue 5 minutes later and a janitor opens the door asking why was there a puddle of urine outside in the hallway. Two grades later he decides to go to the bathroom again but this time does his business where it's intended and decides to run back to the class room with his pants off and yelling. He opens the door with his pants still down and shouts "I'm DONE!". 

 

Moving to second grade, while trying to get down to the cafeteria of my school during lunch break I accidentally pushed a classmate of mine who lost his balance and hit his head on the side of the outcropping my grage school had around all the windows. One cracked eyebrow and some getting yelled at later, I spent about an hour sitting in front of the Nurse's office waiting for him to be released so I could apologize, all the while feeling like the biggest asshat this side of the solar system. Queue next day and my teacher decides to move me next to the same person, we started talking and we've been best friends ever since. He still nags me about that event.

 

Seventh Grade, last year in Grade school. While this isn't exactly my class's doing it was a pretty notable event. It's 13:50, late classes are almost over and the history teacher decides to go into a store room attached to the main history and geography room to look for a map. At this moment some genius in the class that's there has the idea to lock her in the store room. As that room's door is broken they had installed a simple padlock instead of bothering to fix the full lock. So they locked her in the storage room and all leave. It already being past 13:30 when that happened, almost all the school staff had already left. She spent the entire day locked in that room and was released by staff the following morning before instantly filing her resignation and going into retirement.

 

One entire School later and my new High-school class is assembled and we've survive our first year together. Our class had this guy, who honestly looked like he was in his early 30's but was actually everyone else's age. See, I'm not a very tall guy, at about 1.77m (or 5' 8") most people around here seem tall, this guy though was a whooping 6' 4" almost 200 lb gorilla of a man. He legitimately looked closer to a large baboon who'd been shaved than a normal person. And occasionally he'd see it fit to act like one, like running around the room flailing his hands while screaming, or running down the corridors yelling after people. He had a few instances of getting in fights with other people and banging on tables in some unknown fit of rage.

 

Same class, next year: English class. 7:20AM on a Tuesday. All is normal, at least as normal as it gets when everyone feels dead by being awake at such an hour. Everyone gets to class sits down, lesson starts and so does the usual chaos during English classes. Meanwhile in the back row, one of the brilliant individuals in my old class is lying dead still in a heap of his own backpack and jacket spread out over the table. In a strange moment of silence and tension as the Teacher just eyeballs everyone around with blood in her eyes in an attempt to make the be quiet, a snore coming from the back row just shatters the tension like a an elephant stepping on china. Queue 5 minutes of uncontrollable laughter, which was even enough to awake the absolutely wasted guy on the back row. He'd been up all night drinking somewhere and had magically made his way to class in the morning and fallen asleep on the desk as soon as the class had started. He spent the next 3 classes laughing and spouting gibberish before vomiting on the floor, his parents being called and him being taken back home.

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9 hours ago, Skyrazer said:

Ever since first grade I've had the wonderful honor of being in the class with the worst discipline out of the entire school.

Oh I know that feeling, being the quiet guy who never talks I always get paired with the worst class.

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Here's a few that I thought of while reading through this thread:

In second grade, there was this one kid in my class who was constantly misbehaving. I can't remember his name exactly, but I think he called himself "PJ" or something of that nature. Anyway, one day, the teacher decided to clean out PJ's desk because it was a mess. She started pulling things out of his desk, and after a few moments, she pulled out this huge carving knife that he had hidden in there. The teacher totally freaked out and immediately sent PJ to the principal's office. I don't know what happened to him after that, and I'm not sure what he planned to do with that knife, but he claimed that he brought it to school for sharpening his pencils.

Here's another one from either kindergarten or first grade (I can't remember which):

One day, I was hanging out by the playground during recess. Some kid climbed up to the top of the jungle gym, pulled down his pants, and mooned everyone. I think he also yelled something obscene to get everyone's attention, but I can't remember what it was. Anyway, one of the teachers actually climbed up to him, slapped him right on his bare bum, and then pulled up his pants. The whole thing had me laughing for the rest of the day.

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