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mai boi you cant be a Ringo Starr with out tyrannosaurus Allen slapping you with a Michael Jackson on a sugar high  

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I taught lyra how to play piano while blindfolded juggling 5 angry russain bears with one hand while beating a goblin with a base ball bat with the other

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I taught rainbow dash the sonic rainboom while fighting an angry short man by the name of bilberry who was firing bowling balls out of a fire hydrant

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My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" - Kip Adotta.

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