1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

[Cookiepony 6]

The rules are easy.

you name a way to get kicked out of a grocery store. (Like Walmart)

Your post doesn’t need to be pony-related.

try to be original!!!

(keep in mind not to do any of these things in real life)

I’ll start-

Make all the phones in the electronics isle have a picture of pinkie pie as the homescreen.

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Put a stuffed animal in the seat of a motorized shopping cart and tape the accelerator down.

[Lord Nanfoodle 987]

Set fire to the lemons to see if Cave Johnson was onto something there. 

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Yelling "I'm Pickle Rick!" at pickles.

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Purchasing My Little Pony coloring books and then loudly yelling "THEY'RE FOR MY NIECE! MY NIECE! THEY'RE FOR MY NIECE!" all the way to, at, and through the checkout aisle.

[Lord Nanfoodle 987]

Setting loose all the lobsters in the lobster tank in the seafood section so that they may have their vengeance upon the surface world.

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When checking out, continually push your watermelon backwards on the conveyor while humming the Indiana Jones theme.

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Set fire to the deli claiming you need to sample the meats.

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Do all the sudoku books and then put them back on the rack at the checkout aisle.

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Smoke all the Pocky right in front of the cashier like you're some sort of bigwig.

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Go by the drinking fountains and start yelling that the water from them is turning the friggin’ frogs gay.

[Lord Nanfoodle 987]

Bring in a blanket from home, throw all the heads of lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, salsa, sour cream, cumin, ground beef, and peppers in the store, then jump in the middle, wrap yourself up in the blanket and food contents, and declare yourself a giant burrito, only $8.99!! Take that, Taco Bell!! 

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Get this tattooed as a barcode:

999.99'); DROP TABLE Sums;--

Scan it at the register.

[M2 Ball 323]

Dump a bucket of loose pennies on the counter when it is time to pay for your groceries.

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Steal things!

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Trying the apples, spitting them out for beeing disgusting and yelling at the next worker "you're fired".

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Cut all the prizes out of the cereal boxes and switch them around. You were going to get a neat doodad in your Lucky Charms? Too bad! Now you have to buy Franken-Berry for it! Muahahahahaha!

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Go to the store dressed in a T-shirt, underwear, and flip-flops. When confronted by store staff, protest loudly that the sign only says that a shirt and footwear are required.

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Buy a whole box of peanut butter Ritz Bitz sandwich crackers and roll them into the penny funnel.

[Lord Nanfoodle 987]

Put laxatives in EVERYTHING.

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Replace the produce with wax fruits.

[M2 Ball 323]

Try to barter some hardware for groceries at the checkout counter.

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Pay with cryptocurrency.

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Chain yourself to the Imported Foods aisle demanding that they only stock locally grown ingredients.