Cookiepony 9 Report post Posted March 17 The rules are easy. you name a way to get kicked out of a grocery store. (Like Walmart) Your post doesn’t need to be pony-related. try to be original!!! (keep in mind not to do any of these things in real life) I’ll start- Make all the phones in the electronics isle have a picture of pinkie pie as the homescreen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted March 17 Put a stuffed animal in the seat of a motorized shopping cart and tape the accelerator down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted March 18 Set fire to the lemons to see if Cave Johnson was onto something there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonbrony17 9,920 Report post Posted March 22 Yelling "I'm Pickle Rick!" at pickles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted March 23 Purchasing My Little Pony coloring books and then loudly yelling "THEY'RE FOR MY NIECE! MY NIECE! THEY'RE FOR MY NIECE!" all the way to, at, and through the checkout aisle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted March 27 Setting loose all the lobsters in the lobster tank in the seafood section so that they may have their vengeance upon the surface world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted March 29 When checking out, continually push your watermelon backwards on the conveyor while humming the Indiana Jones theme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted March 29 Set fire to the deli claiming you need to sample the meats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 1 Do all the sudoku books and then put them back on the rack at the checkout aisle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted April 1 Smoke all the Pocky right in front of the cashier like you're some sort of bigwig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 405 Report post Posted April 1 Go by the drinking fountains and start yelling that the water from them is turning the friggin’ frogs gay. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted April 2 Bring in a blanket from home, throw all the heads of lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, salsa, sour cream, cumin, ground beef, and peppers in the store, then jump in the middle, wrap yourself up in the blanket and food contents, and declare yourself a giant burrito, only $8.99!! Take that, Taco Bell!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 2 Get this tattooed as a barcode: 999.99'); DROP TABLE Sums;-- Scan it at the register. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 405 Report post Posted April 2 Dump a bucket of loose pennies on the counter when it is time to pay for your groceries. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 2 Steal things! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonbrony17 9,920 Report post Posted April 4 Trying the apples, spitting them out for beeing disgusting and yelling at the next worker "you're fired". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 4 Cut all the prizes out of the cereal boxes and switch them around. You were going to get a neat doodad in your Lucky Charms? Too bad! Now you have to buy Franken-Berry for it! Muahahahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 405 Report post Posted April 4 Go to the store dressed in a T-shirt, underwear, and flip-flops. When confronted by store staff, protest loudly that the sign only says that a shirt and footwear are required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 5 Buy a whole box of peanut butter Ritz Bitz sandwich crackers and roll them into the penny funnel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,277 Report post Posted April 5 Put laxatives in EVERYTHING. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted April 7 Replace the produce with wax fruits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 405 Report post Posted April 29 Try to barter some hardware for groceries at the checkout counter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted May 5 Pay with cryptocurrency. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 2,667 Report post Posted May 19 Chain yourself to the Imported Foods aisle demanding that they only stock locally grown ingredients. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 405 Report post Posted June 5 Hand out advertisements for a competitor of the grocery store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
