Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 6, 2019 Murder several of your fellow customers in order to amass the blood needed to form summoning contract needed to be able to perform the necessary jutsu to allow you to summon the stock boy at your leisure in order to ask them to confirm the price of a family size box of Life cereal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted September 10, 2019 Spank the customers who put their unwanted items in the wrong aisles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 11, 2019 Ride the checkout conveyor like a surfboard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 11, 2019 Pour out all the ice cream, sour cream, cream cheese, and yogurt in the store on the floor and use it all as a slip-and-slide. Summer fun!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 13, 2019 Wear a shirt that reads "I'm Lord Nanfoodle, of Equestria Daily Forums fame!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 13, 2019 Wear all the ice cream in the freezers, douse yourself with all the chocolate syrup, put a cherry on your head, grab a bunch of 2-Liter Cokes that you shake up, and then begin running up to people screaming at them, "We all float down here!! WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!" while spraying them with soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted September 13, 2019 Complain loudly that nothing in the store’s pharmacy section is working to stop your diarrhea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 14, 2019 Use the produce section to host an impromptu but impeccably clinical sex education seminar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 14, 2019 Throw pineapples at people, then become salty at them when said pineapples don't turn into piles of Hi-Chew like in the commercial, telling the people they're doing it wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 15, 2019 Replace the bakery's package of cupcakes with your own /b/ themed cupkeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 16, 2019 Have you and your friends kick down the door to the grocery store at 2 AM so you can go looking for BEANS!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted September 17, 2019 Dress up as a mermaid and ride a Moped inside of the store at 2:00 am. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 17, 2019 Dress up like a moped and ride a mermaid inside of the store at 2:00 am. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 18, 2019 Break into the back offices and replace all the muzak that plays over the PA system with booming Scandinavian death metal with plenty of blast beats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonbrony17 14,734 Report post Posted September 18, 2019 Telling the staff about 1000 ways to get kicked out of the grocery store instead of leaving them alone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted September 19, 2019 Try to boop the cashier 1000 times. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Help someone right their capsized shopping cart, then walk around the entire store telling everybody "They used to call me a nancy, but I guess they should have called me NANCY CART-RIGHT! HAHA, GET IT? BECAUSE LISA SIMPSON?!?!?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Dress up like Discord and wreak havoc throughout the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted September 22, 2019 Run in and start throwing spoons at people, claiming you're saving the moon doing so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 22, 2019 Run in and start throwing spoons at people, claiming you're destroying the moon doing so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted October 4, 2019 Melt down all of the plastic spoons in the middle of an aisle. Loudly complain of their inability to inflict 9999 damage in the process. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted October 5, 2019 Combine sugar and stump remover to make rocket fuel, to get those motorized shopping cart grannies really moving! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted October 7, 2019 Dump a bag of flour on the floor and take the empty bag with you. Be sure to point out that you aren't actually stealing the flour. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonbrony17 14,734 Report post Posted October 7, 2019 On 9/19/2019 at 7:13 AM, M2 Ball said: Try to boop the cashier 1000 times. You. My friend. Need some help. xD Paying for something expensive in one cent coins, slowly counting them and everytime someone interrupts you, you say "Great. Now i forgot where i was." and start counting all over again. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,490 Report post Posted October 7, 2019 Pay for your groceries with foreign currency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
