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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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Get out your smartphone while standing in line and hold it up further by tweeting about how “badly run” the store is.

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Lecturing the store manager about the differences between a clip and a magazine. With visual aids and live ammo, and volunteer from the audience.

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Oh please, that barely gets you kicked out of the White House.

 

Put political bumper stickers on all the shopping carts and watch shoppers pick fights with each other. Fist fights!

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Kick in the door, proceed to sing "Here We Are In The Future" from the Steven Universe movie, then when checking out, proclaim that since this is now the future that money has been obsolete by Federation charter and just walk out with your groceries.

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