baltoist 346 Report post Posted October 8, 2019 Just ask ACRacebest and Saberspark XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted October 9, 2019 Asking ACRacebest and Saberspark things while holding up the line at the checkout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted October 9, 2019 Get out your smartphone while standing in line and hold it up further by tweeting about how “badly run” the store is. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted October 9, 2019 Lecturing the store manager about the differences between a clip and a magazine. With visual aids and live ammo, and volunteer from the audience. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 10, 2019 Tell the cashier you're going to withhold payment on your groceries until they dig up dirt on Joe Biden. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted October 11, 2019 Oh please, that barely gets you kicked out of the White House. Put political bumper stickers on all the shopping carts and watch shoppers pick fights with each other. Fist fights! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted October 14, 2019 Give the customers a motivational speech about how you are thirty-five years old, divorced, and LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 14, 2019 Kick in the door, proceed to sing "Here We Are In The Future" from the Steven Universe movie, then when checking out, proclaim that since this is now the future that money has been obsolete by Federation charter and just walk out with your groceries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted October 20, 2019 Go to the pharmacy section and incessantly complain that you did not get the prescription for your fever: more cowbell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted October 28, 2019 Stand in the medicine aisle and constantly tell other shoppers to stop wasting their money on Western Medicine. Instead, coach them on how to reduce stress and increase wellness by reciting the ancient poem. "Three two one. One two three. What the heck is bothering me?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted November 2, 2019 Take garlic from the produce section and hang it by the entryways to the store. Inform people you are protecting the customers from vampires. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted November 2, 2019 Wrap yourself up in all the toilet paper in the store to make yourself a toilet paper mummy, then go up everyone demanding a hug or else you'll curse them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 22, 2019 Bring an overpriced ohmmeter...I mean...E-Meter into the store and offer free “stress tests”. Call the store manager a suppressive person when he/she tries to stop you. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 23, 2019 Look in each shoppers' cart, declare that they aren't using the theme ingredients and that they didn't finish anything in the time allotted, then proceed to hack into them once with a cleaver, telling them they've been "Chopped." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted January 6, 2020 Dress up as ponies with some of your friends and go on a loud adventure in the store. Accuse the store manager of interrupting Season 10 of MLP: FiM when he/she asks you what you are doing. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted January 8, 2020 Into every other shopper's cart, slip a pamphlet entitled "How to Make Friends and Other Ways to Play God With Synthetic Biology" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted January 9, 2020 Walk into everything in sight and then complain about how tightly packed the atoms are in the store's construction, preventing you from phasing through the store with all the fishsticks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted January 13, 2020 Start moving things around the store in a random manner. When you are confronted by the store manager, loudly complain that he/she isn't letting you play "Grocery Quest" with a randomizer. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted January 14, 2020 Bring in a bunch of smashed nanners and complain that their banana-rangs are defective. They broke after a single instance of contact with even a small bear! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted February 10, 2020 Run in with a bow and arrows made of silver and go around shooting all the pork products, finally complaining to management when none of the bacon coughs up magic doritos. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted February 12, 2020 Find an old customer and persistently question him about the secret of Eastmost Peninsula. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted February 13, 2020 Leave pieces of meat around the shop and wait for octopuses to be drawn to the scent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonbrony17 14,734 Report post Posted February 13, 2020 Start smashing stuff because you need more rupees. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted February 13, 2020 Build forts out of the cases of soft drink cans, shake up cans before lobbing them at each other like grenades. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted April 15, 2020 Glue googly eyes to every product on the shelf, then bring the manager over to complain that the cookies are looking at you funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
