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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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I think its not easy task to kicked out the grocery store like wallmart because many store are available in market.

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Constantly move the shelves around claiming to be "procedurally generating" the grocery store for every customer.

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Go to the pharmacy section with a jug of bleach.  While you are there, market the bleach as a "cure" for COVID-19.  Threaten to tweet nasty things about the store when the manager kicks you out of the store.

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Go to the store with three credit cards: a fake "example" card from a credit card preapproval offer, an expired credit card, and a credit card that is currently activated.  Put an elephant symbol on the fake card, and put a donkey symbol on the expired card.  When it is time to pay for the groceries, insist on using the expired card.  Protest loudly that the cashier is "throwing away" the method of payment by demanding the card without the symbol; he/she may as well be supporting the use of the fake "example" card while he/she is at it. 

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