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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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I think its not easy task to kicked out the grocery store like wallmart because many store are available in market.

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Constantly move the shelves around claiming to be "procedurally generating" the grocery store for every customer.

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Go to the pharmacy section with a jug of bleach.  While you are there, market the bleach as a "cure" for COVID-19.  Threaten to tweet nasty things about the store when the manager kicks you out of the store.

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Go to the store with three credit cards: a fake "example" card from a credit card preapproval offer, an expired credit card, and a credit card that is currently activated.  Put an elephant symbol on the fake card, and put a donkey symbol on the expired card.  When it is time to pay for the groceries, insist on using the expired card.  Protest loudly that the cashier is "throwing away" the method of payment by demanding the card without the symbol; he/she may as well be supporting the use of the fake "example" card while he/she is at it. 

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Ask an employee what the attack stat of their plastic spoons are, and if is anything less than 255, immediately flip all the shelves, insist you cannot live on this planet anymore, and summon your giant whale to take you home. :awesomecheer:

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Take over a cash register and put three cards with rupee icons on the conveyor belt. Inform the customers that your register is solely for playing the money making game. Demand the customer pay in rupees if he/she actually picks a losing card.

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Do a rain dance in the toilet section then spill all the toilet water everywhere when the store manager asks “what the HECK are you doing?!” Tell them you’re making it rain:chillin:

 

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Drive to the store in a white Ford Bronco and carry a leather glove that is too small to fit your hand into the store.  Refuse to pay for your groceries.  When the store staff try to prevent you from leaving, tell them that since the glove does not fit, they must acquit!

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