TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 four words. home depot display toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 rearrange similar looking loose items, like apples, peppers, or canned or packet food, in the wrong places. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 jam the paper towel dispenser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 ask for a normal good discount on extremely cheap items. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 ride the carts down the isles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TealMint_Moonrise 927 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 rearrange self-serve Jelly Beans with different beans in every container. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted May 7, 2020 Use the shopping carts as cage traps for wild badgers. Supply your own wild badgers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted May 10, 2020 Repair some defective carts and attempt to sell them back to the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackusa 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2020 I think its not easy task to kicked out the grocery store like wallmart because many store are available in market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted May 16, 2020 Spam your travel site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted June 1, 2020 Constantly move the shelves around claiming to be "procedurally generating" the grocery store for every customer. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted June 2, 2020 Demand that the stock boys construct additional pylons. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted June 2, 2020 Ask one of the employees to marry you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaryNichole 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2020 Try to make any spam in the grocery store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 19, 2020 Go to the pharmacy section with a jug of bleach. While you are there, market the bleach as a "cure" for COVID-19. Threaten to tweet nasty things about the store when the manager kicks you out of the store. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted August 3, 2020 Refuse to wear a mask. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted August 6, 2020 Go to the store with three credit cards: a fake "example" card from a credit card preapproval offer, an expired credit card, and a credit card that is currently activated. Put an elephant symbol on the fake card, and put a donkey symbol on the expired card. When it is time to pay for the groceries, insist on using the expired card. Protest loudly that the cashier is "throwing away" the method of payment by demanding the card without the symbol; he/she may as well be supporting the use of the fake "example" card while he/she is at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted August 9, 2020 Insist that voting 3rd party means anything other that helping Trump at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted August 10, 2020 Ask an employee what the attack stat of their plastic spoons are, and if is anything less than 255, immediately flip all the shelves, insist you cannot live on this planet anymore, and summon your giant whale to take you home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted August 15, 2020 Take over a cash register and put three cards with rupee icons on the conveyor belt. Inform the customers that your register is solely for playing the money making game. Demand the customer pay in rupees if he/she actually picks a losing card. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sunny Ray 471 Report post Posted August 18, 2020 Do a rain dance in the toilet section then spill all the toilet water everywhere when the store manager asks “what the HECK are you doing?!” Tell them you’re making it rain 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eda The Owl Brony 207 Report post Posted August 20, 2020 Tell the cashier a cheesy joke. Karens have no sense of humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted August 20, 2020 Spank the customers who act like “Karens”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 16, 2020 Moonwalk on top of the checkout conveyor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted September 16, 2020 Drive to the store in a white Ford Bronco and carry a leather glove that is too small to fit your hand into the store. Refuse to pay for your groceries. When the store staff try to prevent you from leaving, tell them that since the glove does not fit, they must acquit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
