ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted September 17, 2020 Dress up as a little old lady, walk over to the meat counter, and demand loudly to know where's the beef. Forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted November 8, 2020 Find a cashier named Annie and constantly ask her if she’s okay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted November 8, 2020 Insist employees not use words between 3 and 5 letters in length. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted January 22, 2021 Write “Jenny” and “867-5309” on a bathroom wall in front of a grocery store worker trying to clean the bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bas 16 Report post Posted January 23, 2021 Holding hands while Corona Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted January 31, 2021 Punctuate your vexingly spirited declarations with "DATTEBAYO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted February 18, 2021 Have a Civil War reenactment with some friends in the produce section of the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted March 9, 2021 Go to the deli counter and hold a vegetarian rally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted March 12, 2021 Wait by the exit doors and try to prevent customers from leaving after they buy their groceries. Tell them that at Grocery California, they can check out any time they like, but they can never leave. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted March 15, 2021 Intercept customers before they get through the door and tell them not to bother, they can get anything they want at Alice's restaurant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted March 17, 2021 Release 99 helium-filled balloons while loudly singing “99 Luftballons”. Bonus points if you do not use 99 red balloons, as the German original simply translates to “99 balloons”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted March 20, 2021 Glue little plastic caps onto actual lemons and replace the lemon-shaped bottles of lemon juice concentrate with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted March 30, 2021 Take every can of Mountain Dew Game Fuel and chug it all right in front of the store manager Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted April 1, 2021 Take out a party horn, pass around party hats, and chant "Ain't no party like a covid party!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted April 12, 2021 Dress up as Jeff Bezos and try to prevent employees from using the bathrooms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted April 19, 2021 Use the cleaning products to produce a volatile toxic gas and then give everyone bags of instant-light charcoal briquettes to breathe through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted May 4, 2021 Commence a sword duel with a random store patron, using long summer sausages as swords 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted May 7, 2021 It certainly won’t work, but try to set fire to the potatoes in the produce section. Retort that you aren’t actually starting a fire when confronted by store staff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted May 7, 2021 Pretend you are a huge fan of the store manager and demand a signature and photos along with not leaving them alone all day 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted May 18, 2021 Refuse to leave the register until the cashier lets you buy your groceries with Dogecoin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted May 18, 2021 Wait for the water sprinklers to turn on over the produce isle and jump into a pile of lettuce while screaming "I AM THE KING OF THE RAINFOREST!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,467 Report post Posted May 18, 2021 Find some cheap generic soda and try to independently market it as an elixir of youth. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted June 1, 2021 Make a fort out of crates taken from where they unload produce and put pig plushies in different spots on your fort, then throw bird plushies at it until it crashes down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil Tame 17 Report post Posted June 11, 2021 Eat all of the food with no intention of buying it then. farting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted June 11, 2021 Keep asking the manager "WHERE'S MY MTN DEW!" and even if they show you the soda isle and they have mtn dew you just keep asking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
