1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Go into the bathroom and splash some water from one of the sinks onto the front of your pants. Afterward, go back out into the main area of the store and tell the customers and workers that they aren’t cool unless they pee their pants.

[Ika Musume 583]

Find all the fruit snacks and try to fit as many packs as you can into your mouth, as many as possible

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Build a "castle" out of various groceries in the middle of the store while wearing Medieval armor.  When someone approaches the "castle", tell him/her in a ridiculous "French" accent that his/her mother was a hamster and that his/her father smelled of elderberries.

[Ika Musume 583]

Go to the packaged meals shelf and crush all the ramen while still in package

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Trick someone in the produce section into saying "Jehovah" and throw fruits and/or vegetables at him/her after he/she says it (vegetables will have to do, as there aren't any stones in the store).

[Ika Musume 583]

Make sure someone is watching, then grab all the fortnite cards from the gift card rack and put them in everyone's cart

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Dress up as Fluttershy, take a bag of carrots out of a customer’s cart, and emphasize that you really need those carrots. Tell the manager you are working on being more assertive when you are confronted. 

[Ika Musume 583]

Cosplay as Donkey Kong and sit on top of all the bananas, throwing them at anybody who gets near

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Declare the grocery store to be a “Dollar Store” and mark all the prices to $1.00.

[Ika Musume 583]

Put all your favorite foods into other people's carts and ask if you can please have some when they buy it 

[Lord Nanfoodle 1,904]

Eat all the chocolate off the shelves, then replace it by dropping a deuce in all the wrappers. If and when asked about this, tell the store you were supplying them with fresh "artisan-made chocolate" as a replacement. 

[Ika Musume 583]

Mash all the potatoes and sculpt them into pony statues

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Throw the potatoes and say you are doing grenade training.

[Ika Musume 583]

Take over the speaker system and play 2010 nightcore music

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Go to the pharmacy section and build a checkpoint station out of the adult diapers. When customers ask if they can pass, tell them that it Depends. 

[Ika Musume 583]

Build a snowman out of mashed food and give it a real carrot nose

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Go to the cereal aisle and threaten to report random customers to the authorities for being cereal killers.

[Mikey 723]

Take the loudspeaker and yell FIRE!

 

 

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Go around with a boombox and loudly Rickroll the store.

[Ika Musume 583]

Jumlstyle dance on top of the conveyer belt at the checkout 

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Loudly accuse random customers of farting.

[Ika Musume 583]

Loudly fart at accusatory customers

[Mikey 723]

Fart into the loudspeaker.

[Ika Musume 583]

Recreate the scene from the movie Open Season where the Bear and Elk ravage the corner store

[M2 Ball 1,470]

Play soccer in the produce section with a head of lettuce.