M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted June 12 Go into the bathroom and splash some water from one of the sinks onto the front of your pants. Afterward, go back out into the main area of the store and tell the customers and workers that they aren’t cool unless they pee their pants. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted June 12 Find all the fruit snacks and try to fit as many packs as you can into your mouth, as many as possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted June 25 Build a "castle" out of various groceries in the middle of the store while wearing Medieval armor. When someone approaches the "castle", tell him/her in a ridiculous "French" accent that his/her mother was a hamster and that his/her father smelled of elderberries. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted June 25 Go to the packaged meals shelf and crush all the ramen while still in package Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted June 30 Trick someone in the produce section into saying "Jehovah" and throw fruits and/or vegetables at him/her after he/she says it (vegetables will have to do, as there aren't any stones in the store). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted June 30 Make sure someone is watching, then grab all the fortnite cards from the gift card rack and put them in everyone's cart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 3 Dress up as Fluttershy, take a bag of carrots out of a customer’s cart, and emphasize that you really need those carrots. Tell the manager you are working on being more assertive when you are confronted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 5 Cosplay as Donkey Kong and sit on top of all the bananas, throwing them at anybody who gets near Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 22 Declare the grocery store to be a “Dollar Store” and mark all the prices to $1.00. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 23 Put all your favorite foods into other people's carts and ask if you can please have some when they buy it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,889 Report post Posted July 23 Eat all the chocolate off the shelves, then replace it by dropping a deuce in all the wrappers. If and when asked about this, tell the store you were supplying them with fresh "artisan-made chocolate" as a replacement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 23 Mash all the potatoes and sculpt them into pony statues Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 24 Throw the potatoes and say you are doing grenade training. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 24 Take over the speaker system and play 2010 nightcore music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 24 Go to the pharmacy section and build a checkpoint station out of the adult diapers. When customers ask if they can pass, tell them that it Depends. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 24 Build a snowman out of mashed food and give it a real carrot nose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 25 Go to the cereal aisle and threaten to report random customers to the authorities for being cereal killers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 722 Report post Posted July 25 Take the loudspeaker and yell FIRE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 25 Go around with a boombox and loudly Rickroll the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 25 Jumlstyle dance on top of the conveyer belt at the checkout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 26 Loudly accuse random customers of farting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 26 Loudly fart at accusatory customers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 722 Report post Posted July 27 Fart into the loudspeaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 479 Report post Posted July 27 Recreate the scene from the movie Open Season where the Bear and Elk ravage the corner store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,246 Report post Posted July 27 Play soccer in the produce section with a head of lettuce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
