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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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Go into the bathroom and splash some water from one of the sinks onto the front of your pants. Afterward, go back out into the main area of the store and tell the customers and workers that they aren’t cool unless they pee their pants.

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Find all the fruit snacks and try to fit as many packs as you can into your mouth, as many as possible

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Build a "castle" out of various groceries in the middle of the store while wearing Medieval armor.  When someone approaches the "castle", tell him/her in a ridiculous "French" accent that his/her mother was a hamster and that his/her father smelled of elderberries. :awesomecheer:

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Trick someone in the produce section into saying "Jehovah" and throw fruits and/or vegetables at him/her after he/she says it (vegetables will have to do, as there aren't any stones in the store). :awesomecheer:

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Make sure someone is watching, then grab all the fortnite cards from the gift card rack and put them in everyone's cart

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Dress up as Fluttershy, take a bag of carrots out of a customer’s cart, and emphasize that you really need those carrots. Tell the manager you are working on being more assertive when you are confronted. 

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Declare the grocery store to be a “Dollar Store” and mark all the prices to $1.00.

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Put all your favorite foods into other people's carts and ask if you can please have some when they buy it 

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Eat all the chocolate off the shelves, then replace it by dropping a deuce in all the wrappers. If and when asked about this, tell the store you were supplying them with fresh "artisan-made chocolate" as a replacement. :lunaew:

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Go to the pharmacy section and build a checkpoint station out of the adult diapers. When customers ask if they can pass, tell them that it Depends. :awesomecheer:

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Go to the cereal aisle and threaten to report random customers to the authorities for being cereal killers.

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