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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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Take every single shopping cart available and place them randomly throughout the store.

Make sure you space them out to cover as much space as possible.

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10 hours ago, M2 Ball said:

Try to kick the manager out of the grocery store. :awesomecheer:

Physically kick him out of the store or kick him from his position?

 

Talk to the fish in the fresh meat/fish counter while pretending to be Aquaman and insist that they be freed since they have consciousness.

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Insist on being a security guard and check every customer/employee by patting them down for illegal substances.

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Act crazy and threaten to take yourself hostage unless you are given 10 pounds (4.54 kilograms) of free potatoes.

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Try in vain to make an ice rink by pouring ice cubes all over the floor.

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Take multiple objects from the store and open your own store with the taken objects within the store.

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Pretend to be an HVAC service technician and tell the store manager that he/she needs to go after the walk-in refrigerator because it is running.

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Go to the oral hygiene aisle and critique the choices customers make when buying floss, toothbrushes, and/or toothpaste.

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Start a Youtube channel where you pretend to own the place and record you daily *actions* within the store.

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(It is slowly becoming hard to create a new Idea without it being very offensive.)

 

While not backing down try to involve the grocery store in a Pyramid scheme.

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Light the bakery goods on fire and tell the customers there is a fire sale in the bakery section. :awesomecheer:

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Take all the Party packs(These things that often contain smaller packs within themselves that you are supposed to share at party etc...) and open them.

Then try to buy all the small packages by themselves.

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Demand to purchase hot dog buns in a quantity in between the smaller pack and the larger pack, assuming there is no medium pack. When they can't help you, rip a hot dog bun out of the larger pack

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Print out multiple random price labels at home and then replace all the price labels at the Store with the printed out ones.

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Grab a bunch of lemons without paying.  When confronted, tell the manager since life gave you lemons, you are making lemonade!

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