Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 28 Play baseball with the apples 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted July 28 Take every single shopping cart available and place them randomly throughout the store. Make sure you space them out to cover as much space as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 28 Attach rocket boosters to a cart and play Mario Kart IRL in the store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted July 29 Try to kick the manager out of the grocery store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted July 29 10 hours ago, M2 Ball said: Try to kick the manager out of the grocery store. Physically kick him out of the store or kick him from his position? Talk to the fish in the fresh meat/fish counter while pretending to be Aquaman and insist that they be freed since they have consciousness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 29 Insist that you can bag your own groceries and then use 100 bags for like four items 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted July 29 Insist on being a security guard and check every customer/employee by patting them down for illegal substances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted July 29 Act crazy and threaten to take yourself hostage unless you are given 10 pounds (4.54 kilograms) of free potatoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 29 Cover the floor in canola oil and ice skate around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted July 29 Try in vain to make an ice rink by pouring ice cubes all over the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted July 30 Take multiple objects from the store and open your own store with the taken objects within the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 31 Take the canned cheese and fill toothpaste tubes with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted July 31 Pretend to be an HVAC service technician and tell the store manager that he/she needs to go after the walk-in refrigerator because it is running. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted July 31 Find the manager and describe to them in compete depth the last trip you had to the bathroom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted July 31 Go to the oral hygiene aisle and critique the choices customers make when buying floss, toothbrushes, and/or toothpaste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted July 31 Start a Youtube channel where you pretend to own the place and record you daily *actions* within the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted August 1 Keep running up and down the bread aisle while screaming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted August 1 Spill red jam on your shirt and tell customers that you're bleeding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted August 1 (It is slowly becoming hard to create a new Idea without it being very offensive.) While not backing down try to involve the grocery store in a Pyramid scheme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted August 2 Light the bakery goods on fire and tell the customers there is a fire sale in the bakery section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted August 2 Take all the Party packs(These things that often contain smaller packs within themselves that you are supposed to share at party etc...) and open them. Then try to buy all the small packages by themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted August 3 Demand to purchase hot dog buns in a quantity in between the smaller pack and the larger pack, assuming there is no medium pack. When they can't help you, rip a hot dog bun out of the larger pack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 119 Report post Posted August 3 Print out multiple random price labels at home and then replace all the price labels at the Store with the printed out ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,169 Report post Posted August 3 Grab a bunch of lemons without paying. When confronted, tell the manager since life gave you lemons, you are making lemonade! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 445 Report post Posted August 4 Switch the labels from the spiciest sauce with the most mild sauce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
