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1000 ways to get kicked out of a grocery store

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Break into the coms room and use the announcer function to commentate people shopping as if they were playing an intense game of football.

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Loudly sing the theme song from the film, Team America: World Police, when you find produce grown in the United States.

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Create a Mess, go to Employee 1 and tell him you saw Person X do it. Then before more people come rush to Employee 2 and tell them Employee 1 did it.

Afterwards do the same with Employee 3, telling him Employee 2 did it and so on until you feel like you got the whole store involved.

Pull out a black coat and fedora hat and "disguise" yourself as an detective, go to the original Mess and declare that they need a detective, which of course is you.

Declare that you know who did it and point your finger to the sky. Now simply do nothing and act as if you were a statue.

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Start pretending that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, and proclaim it loudly in the  store

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Take three isles and claim that you are "mid laning" even though you're just not letting any customers through 

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Take a Pickaxe and dig a hole in the store. Then tell the onlookers that the voices beneath here told you to do so.

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Start a cult while in the grocery store and try to recruit people to it.

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Ah this is a bad one. Climb into the Vents of the Store and say you are trying to find the impostor.

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Take a bucket of green food colouring and a brush. Walk through the fruit and vegetable section while giving each and every fruit and vegetable a green spot to make them look as if they have started to rot.

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Go to the store with some friends and remove the toilet paper from the shelves. After putting it in a place where customers can’t get it, tell the store manager that you are doing a roleplaying game called 2020.

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Take a Bunch of Man shaped Balloons and throw them throughout the store while singing it's raining men.

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Loudly shout “those are bad for you” at any customer purchasing cigarettes from the customer service desk.

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Announce on the PA system that the store is a hologram made by aliens to fool us into funding their space exploration program.

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