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2 minutes ago, Nightshroud said:

quick hide the sex goblins are here to steal our china

Do you mean...The sex goblins?

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ewww I don't like 'em ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look out for the train *Thomas runs us over*

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As the sheep falls from the sky, a black helicopter approaches, and a cow jumps out, hurdling himself at the sheep.

"Meow Meow!!!!!!!" he screamed as he wrapped his arms around the sheep in midair.

"Who are you!!!" the sheep screamed.

The cow gave a little chuckle, smiled, and said "I'm... a cow."

In one swift move, he snapped the neck of the sheep and activated his parachute, landing gently on the ground and pulling out a walkie-talkie.

"Agent Cow to base. Target Meow Meow has been destroyed."

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Suddenly: Apache attack helicopters!

 

Apache attack helicopters start following the cow, shooting Hellfire missiles every now and then.

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"This is agent Cow!! I'm under attack!! Send backup!!"

Suddenly: pineapples.

As the pineapples rained from the sky, they began striking the blades of the attack helicopters, sending them screeching to the ground and exploding in huge bursts of flame, sending the landscape ablaze.

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Unfortunately, they all hit a commercial aircraft, which proceeds to plummet and destroy downtown Manehattan, killing approximately 1.6 million people. 

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As the illuminati pour out of the now burning NSA building and into their black helicopters, a hatch opens in the ground, and a large beluga whale levitates out of it, equipped with 3 AK-47s.

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Then, in one of the helicopters, someone catches Shadow Dash licking a Rainbow Dash plushie's mane

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But then a master ball falls from the sky.

Leonbrony17 can not escape.

Leonbrony17 is captured.

The ball transforms into a bigger Leonbrony17.

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A Rainbow Dash can be seen flying in the sky. Somewhere a Zakru starts his jetpack's engine and leaves the ground. He gives chase to the Rainbow Dash, who doesn't notice him flying just behind her. Suddenly the Zakru grabs the Rainbow Dash and sniffs her mane, which oddly smells slightly like strawberry. The Zakru then throws her away like a used iDunno.

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Passion walks by, but then was distracted by a butterfly. The butterfly playfully flies after her as she flies away in terror.

Passy: oh...ok...this is fi-

*butterfly appears next to her*

Passy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*hears a train* oh no not again *gets hit by Thomas the train* why does this keep happening?

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