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I think I've actually been beheaded. I wish I was kidding around, I just felt something slice straight through my neck. 

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Just now, M2 Ball said:

Do you always lose your head over the details?

No I mean I actually lost my head. 

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1 minute ago, M2 Ball said:

Maybe you should try to find it.

My head was literally cut off. I was minding my own business when something hit me in the neck and sliced straight through it. 

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Just now, M2 Ball said:

What if you literally misplace your car keys? 

I dunno. I'd get frustrated. 

But not as frustrated as I am that I was actually beheaded. Like, in real life, I've really been beheaded. 

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I don't know. Like I said, I was minding my own business when some random projectile sliced right through my neck, beheading me. 

I wish I was kidding around but it actually happened. 

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It looked like a long thin cable. 

It was really sharp and like I said it sliced straight through my neck, it was moving so fast my head didn't slide off my neck immediately. 

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They're wrong. 

My avatar is a representation of me, and that's what happened, I didn't think I would be beheaded but I did. 

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It was just a freak accident. One that lost me my head. You may think I'm joking but I've seriously been decapitated in real life. 

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Wait...you had an accident that didn’t involve peeing your pants? :awesomecheer:

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Yeah. 

My head's sliding off of my neck right now. 

In all seriousness, I think I was actually decapitated. My neck seriously hurts and a sharp wire hit it, I think it flew off of a machine. 

 

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Please, this seriously happened. Somehow I'm not dead. My head feels like it's about to fall off. 

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No, I can't change your mind but I'm telling you this really happened. I've been decapitated. 

 

 

 

 

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*hug*

I wish I could do something about it but I'm pretty sure you can't fix a beheading.

Guess I have to live with being decapitated. 

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Maybe a little. It won't reattach my head. I'm permanently headless. 

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