Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 23, 2019 Banned because the points don't matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 23, 2019 Banned because you didn’t rev up your engine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for thinking Santa is some jolly fat man. Everyone knows Santa is more like a sexy ninja Sephiroth who rides on a cybernetic reindeer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 26, 2019 Banned for not asking sexy ninja Sephiroth out on a date. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 Banned for trying to kiss Santy Claus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 Banned because you didn’t put that cookie down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 28, 2019 Banned for not having told anyone "Happy Kwanzaa!!" yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Ned 38,109 Report post Posted December 28, 2019 banned because this Skeleton sent me 5 Golden Skulls 4 Disco dancing Vampires 3 Goblin Pirates 2 Ballroom dancing Ghosts and a Skeleton in a Pear Tree 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 28, 2019 Banned because you aren’t wearing zebra kigurumi pajamas like I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for dressing up like a horse, you sicko! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because you wouldn’t say such a thing if I were wearing dragon kigurumi pajamas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because we're a culture, not a costume! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because a lot of carnage could have been avoided during the holidays if Santa gave Hans Gruber and his associates the $650 million they wanted for Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because then I wouldn't have my machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because the MP5 is actually a submachine gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because it's not my fault Hollywood doesn't depict a dumb Irish flatfoot as knowing the difference. IT'S NEVER MY FAULT HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T DEPICT A DUMB IRISH FLATFOOT AS KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for not helping me start a studio that could be used to help Hollywood cast characters that do know the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for trying to be the boss of me! You're not the boss of me! THAT'S MY LLAMA! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because instead of fighting over who or what knows the difference between a submachine gun and a machine gun, we should all just be using M61 Vulcans like nature intended, you know, for hunting squirrels. I mean, obviously, if you need something for home defense, it's Tomahawk missiles or bust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,260 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for varmint shooting with an m61 vulcan when brass casings are so expensive anymore. It should only be used for real wildlife emergencies, like 30-50 feral hogs that run into you yard within 3-5 minutes while your children play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned because you don’t realize it’s time for me to apologize and give you a hug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for weaponizing hugs. 36 minutes ago, ABronyAccount said: Banned for varmint shooting with an m61 vulcan when brass casings are so expensive anymore. It should only be used for real wildlife emergencies, like 30-50 feral hogs that run into you yard within 3-5 minutes while your children play. You're banned as well for suggesting I be so poorly armed for dealing with rampaging hogs. Clearly in this situation the best weapon is a Death Star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Banned for using a Death Star to circumvent sanctions on North Korean nuclear warheads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted January 17, 2020 Banned for not watching you some GDQ's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,488 Report post Posted January 18, 2020 Banned for not wearing nail polish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
