M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted May 18 I started driving this Moped because people were hoarding gasoline. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted June 9 "If only I had hands and fingers so that I could someday finally feel the satisfaction of pulling back the trigger" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted June 11 I only act like this because I'm afraid of the neighborhood kids finding out how old I REALLY am. I do so wish they'd get off my lawn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted June 12 "He took a dump on MY table? I will drive over to his place and take a dump in the bed of his pickup truck!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted June 12 "I wonder if Bon Bon will let me try some of her gadgets at the firing range..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted June 13 Be cool, man!! Don't let them know how much you got to take a dump... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted June 13 "The clouds in the sky are kind of shaped like sound waves. Maybe I should become an EDM artist!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 7 “These sunglasses aren’t giving me the X-Ray vision depicted in the owner’s manual.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otaku-sempai 223 Report post Posted July 7 "I'm not gonna shoot ya. I'm not gonna shoot ya. The heck I'm not!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 7 "General Zoi, what do you bid me to do, my master?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 7 "No one will ever guess that it has been a mermaid who has been burying these turds on the beach!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted July 8 "I bet I could hit this apple off of your head..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 11 “Hopefully this pose will help me get a job doing toothpaste commercials”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted July 11 "Using levitation makes aiming so easy! Time to enter the skeet event at the Olympics" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 18 “This pose will make my teeth 20% cleaner.” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted July 19 "I sure hope Bon Bon doesn't care I've spent all of our money on new guns " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 22 "How much longer do I have to hold this pose so my portrait can be painted?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 527 Report post Posted July 22 "WOAH that target over to the right looks so shootable!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 23 "Funny story. So, one day I heard two loud pops, everything went dark, and now the doctor says I get to wear these baller glasses all the time. Also something about 'putting drops in the sockets' or something, but I'm too rad to worry about strange pus smells!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleSmartLover 18 Report post Posted July 23 "I'm driving crazy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24 "Yeah, what of it? *Snrk*" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 24 “I am cosplaying as King Louis XVI.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24 "Get the fuck out of my house" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,323 Report post Posted July 24 “I learned this illusion spell from Discord himself.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24 "your hands, give them now" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
