M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “Have you ever lost your head due to stress?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I sure do love killing zombies, I just wish it didn't take so long to reload this thing" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “It’s always Halloween at my place!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm gonna shoot me some varmit." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “This is what happens when millwrights don’t properly repair machinery.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "make sure to properly clean your gun" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “The other ponies don’t know that my beheaded nature is an illusion.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "this gun is just for show" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “I didn’t really get whacked in the neck.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "someone's gonna die" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “No one’s going to die.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I've used this to kill rodents and that's about it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “I am hugging you whether you want me to or not.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm gonna whack someone with this" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “I star in a workplace safety video about getting whacked in the neck.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm gonna make you really lose your head" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "Ugh, having my head slip off all the time sure is inconvenient" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm one cool dentist" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 583 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "Dear Princess Celestia, do you happen to know any spells for reattaching parts?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “All the cool ponies brush their teeth at least twice a day and floss once a day.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm so gonna kill bonbon" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “I hope that worker’s compensation takes care of this injury.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "you have 3 seconds to get the hell off of my lawn" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,470 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “I am going to whoop the flank of the pony responsible for this mishap when he/she least expects it!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "do you like it? I just bought it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites