M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “What if someone spins a conspiracy theory out of this?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 "I'm going to use this to unsee what the fuck that was" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 24, 2021 “Take a picture. Fluttershy will think this is cute!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted July 25, 2021 I have a camera right here. Why does it look funny? Well, uh, because it has a... telescopic lens. Yeah, for accurate headshots. Now hold still... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 25, 2021 "I don't see Rarity out on the beach because she is afraid of getting her mane wet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 25, 2021 "I wonder how quickly I could reload this gun if I didn't use magic, just hooves" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 27, 2021 "I'm too cool for plaque" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 27, 2021 "I wonder if I could classify this butterfly based on the new book that Celestia gave me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 27, 2021 "I am going to try to act "normally" and pretend that I don't hear the Rickroll being played at me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 28, 2021 "I hope they let me into the royal gaurd after they see my shooting skills!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 28, 2021 "I don't have a real reason to use these sunglasses" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 28, 2021 “I am practicing so I can cosplay as Fluttershy at the next convention.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey 723 Report post Posted July 28, 2021 :"pay no mind to the gun, only the cute poner" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 28, 2021 "This is great training to be able to go cross-eyed at will!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted July 29, 2021 Today I learned something kids. Today I learned you can't use toothpaste to clean your contact lenses. Sure your eyes will be minty fresh, but the searing blindness isn't as cool as I make it seem. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 120 Report post Posted July 29, 2021 "Did you know that squashed bugs are really apparent on a red moppets or cars? Take it from me who drove 100km through a forest." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 29, 2021 "I've been trying to break this wall down for years now" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 29, 2021 “The light in my dental office is so bright that I need these shades.“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 30, 2021 "I'm gonna shoot the light switch instead of flicking it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 30, 2021 “I hope Pinkie Pie thinks this pose makes me the coolest pony at the party.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ika Musume 582 Report post Posted July 30, 2021 "I wonder if Pinkie knows that I've been shooting all her balloons down" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted July 31, 2021 “I am marveling at the new “same day crown” equipment in my dental office.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 120 Report post Posted July 31, 2021 "See these bullets I'm holding up. Guess what! They don't fit in this gun yet alone work." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2 Ball 1,462 Report post Posted August 1, 2021 “They’re playing Justin Bieber music at this party! I am getting out of here as quickly as I can!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bread 120 Report post Posted August 1, 2021 "Look I can shoot without looking." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites