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So, everypony, what would be your most traumatizing (in one way or another) to you? That would include the show, EG movies, and IDW comics.

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The episode Newbie Dash is my most traumatic pony experience. 

 

The episode where Rainbow Dash becomes a Wonderbolt should have been amazing. That is classic episode material right there! But, it wasn’t an amazing episode. Not even close. In fact, it ended up being one of the three worst episodes of the show. Everything went wrong.

 

The Wonderbolts were once again written as completely assholes by hammering in the nickname that was clearly affecting RD’s flying performance negatively. RD was out of character...again. He ego is grossly exaggerated the second the episode starts and still manages to reach a peak of awful when she forces Scootaloo to take part in a dangerous stunt. The humor is pathetic. And the ending!? WTF!!!??? So everything the WBs did in this episode was alright because...they thought it was good fun? What about Dash? She certainly didn’t think so! The ending completely invalidates her feelings when they are completely justified. But worst of all, what exactly is this celebrating? It’s obvious what the episode is SUPPOSED to be celebrating but to say it actually succeeded is a bold faced lie. RD’s big dream of becoming a WB turns into a torture porn and throws her into the mud at every point.

 

Fucking hell...

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5 hours ago, King Clark said:

The episode Newbie Dash is my most traumatic pony experience. 

 

The episode where Rainbow Dash becomes a Wonderbolt should have been amazing. That is classic episode material right there! But, it wasn’t an amazing episode. Not even close. In fact, it ended up being one of the three worst episodes of the show. Everything went wrong.

 

The Wonderbolts were once again written as completely assholes by hammering in the nickname that was clearly affecting RD’s flying performance negatively. RD was out of character...again. He ego is grossly exaggerated the second the episode starts and still manages to reach a peak of awful when she forces Scootaloo to take part in a dangerous stunt. The humor is pathetic. And the ending!? WTF!!!??? So everything the WBs did in this episode was alright because...they thought it was good fun? What about Dash? She certainly didn’t think so! The ending completely invalidates her feelings when they are completely justified. But worst of all, what exactly is this celebrating? It’s obvious what the episode is SUPPOSED to be celebrating but to say it actually succeeded is a bold faced lie. RD’s big dream of becoming a WB turns into a torture porn and throws her into the mud at every point.

 

Fucking hell...

 

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On 10/6/2017 at 5:48 PM, Friendship is Horses said:

@LostSanity You've really gotta invest in a thesaurus mate, undying pet peeves can be entertaining but not if you use the exact same phrasing every time

Replace the sound chip in the new Twilight animatronic doll with a recording from a Tourettes patient and whamo, instant LS.

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If the "The Cutie Re-Mark" was trying to make me hate the show and convince me that I wasted my time with it, then it sort of worked.

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The love of just one pony was enough? You're fucking kidding me??

 

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- horrid not redeemed character takes over Royal Sisters episode

- fake smiling mayor just stands there watching

 

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And yet people still calling this a Celestia episode...wherein she's finally useful.....in a dream. A. DREAM.

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