MoltenKitten

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That site is still kicking around? I remember playing around with it almost a decade ago. And the horribly garish flag I made in MS Paint - bright purple, pink, and blue. (I don't think I have the file anymore, and my account's probably been long since purged from their servers.)

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My economy is crashing, the country is slowly turning into a desert, peoples are dying from cancer almost as much as from old age but everyone seems to be okay with it.

They're really brave. 

Or really stupid.

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"Military spending recently hit a new high, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras."

This is literally supposed to be an Empire. How have they not been hanged yet for what is practically treason? In fact, why do they even have Unions in the first place?

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"Organ donation is compulsory, military funding has been stripped back, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked."

 

Pfft. Who needs clothes? They're pointless.

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"The developing Bright Dawnian economy, worth 255 billion Shimmers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery"

Pizza Delivery

PIZZA

DELIVERY


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It begins, my citizens will become fat.

MAY THE PIZZA GUIDE THIS GREAT NATION

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The Onigiri Enclave has joined the region......

 

...I smell burning and wasabi. :ajlie:

 

"The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5 million Riceballs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

 

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

 

The fragile The Onigiri Enclavean economy, worth 105 billion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 21,137 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

 

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri."

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2 hours ago, Light Landstrider said:

My economy is biting the dust...fuck, it's now struggling (from 21 points to 9), guess I should have financed the army after all.

You shouldn't have outlawed cars

 

Dang it I meant to edit

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"The United Socialist States of Aurorealius is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 9 million Aurorites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Aurorealiusian economy, worth 385 billion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,854 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, all tariffs have been abolished, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is relatively low. Aurorealius's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation."

 

It's fine. I got this.

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Well then. My Nation just went from an Authoritarian Democracy to a Psychotic Dictatorship. Furthermore, the leader of my country also refers to the citizens as "my little playthings".

What have I done.

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Sure, my economy isn't so swift, and I suspended elections because I don't trust the representative democracy system, but I AM a bastion of civil rights. One out of three isn't bad, is it? :awesomecheer:

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Workers across the nation have gone out on indefinite strike over what they claim are substandard wages in the Pizza Delivery industry.

The Debate
  1. "We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Imogen de Vries. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Aurorealius's economy manages without any Pizza Delivery, huh?"

 

Crap. The Pizza Delivery industry is what keeps my country running. Especially with the whole lack of drug laws thing.

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