Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted February 26, 2016 "the The Bright Dawn Confederation Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'" What? I think I'm slowly loosing control o.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted February 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Light Landstrider said: "the The Bright Dawn Confederation Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'" Where do i sign in ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DictatorDuck 9 Report post Posted February 26, 2016 "The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and anti-government web sites are springing up." Only we can insult us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dear Sir Knight 11 Report post Posted February 26, 2016 You all should go into your Settings, switch your Theme to Conservative, and look at the Region's World Census Report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted February 26, 2016 I don't know what it was before but I changed my economy to a capitalist economy and it jumped from 24 to 63 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted February 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Sir JbJonesV said: You all should go into your Settings, switch your Theme to Conservative, and look at the Region's World Census Report. Light's nation is literally hell. And I'm a "Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted February 27, 2016 So I'm literally hell for Conservatives as well. Excellent.... I'm now apparently mining a lake for gold, and denied private industry the chance to exist... again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 This week in Aurorealius: "The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break." Everything's fine, I swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 The Confederacy of The Bright Dawn Confederation is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. Public floggings, what O.o? I don't remember passing that policy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 12 hours ago: Radiant islands was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise". 41 minutes ago: Radiant islands was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists". Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 For anyone who wants to compare the stats of all of the Union of Equestria countries you can view them here. Meanwhile the state is screening embryos for major genetic disorders and my economy is now a Basket Case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 I have no cheese exports. Must be because it's all being put on pizzas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 HAHAHAA Having put the homeless to work my economy went back to "struggling" (+8) And I have the smartest citizens in the union of equestria, that tasty trophy is MINE Woop, education And that is the only trophy I have Everyone else have all the remaining ones...aw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormugandr 58 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 101st in the entire world (out of some 150,000 nations) for Arms Manufacturing. Too sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 Heads up to all: Update is live on nation states, now all choices are instant, and about 4+ a day are generated. Your nation will now shape up faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, anti-government web sites are springing up, Ponies have more rights than the average citizen, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Wait. What? My civil rights are literally superb. What kind of treatment are these ponies getting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoltenKitten 62 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 My nation has started its downfall I probably shouldn't be making decisions when I can barely keep my eyes open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormugandr 58 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 Mmmm...instant events. So fresh, so efficient. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 I just had to remove compulsory military service and they're already killing each other. That's what you get for being nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 ...conspiracy theorists allege The Onigiri Enclave City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols... To those people that believe this... yes. Yes they are. How else do you explain my recovering economy? Good policy?! Also, 1.5% of my people now die from Fabulous Onigiri attacks. Why, Rarity?! Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 The Caelum Union bans Cannibalism, deals with riots between Food advocates and Cannibals, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. That'll teach those traitorous scum. Banning cannibalism also just increased my economy by 23 points. Youza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dear Sir Knight 11 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 Oh no! My economy went up by one point! This can not be allowed! Quote Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, artists are pillars of society, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. You know, it may not seem like it, but there was an idea behind this madness. I can't find it either, but I know there was a purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badshot 168 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 Jesus Christ... This is some of the best laughs I've had in a while... Also I would join... but any names that are changeling related are not available! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dear Sir Knight 11 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 My Pizza Industry constantly goes down as I continue to reinforce the Police... And apparently I'm the most Pacifist in the entire Region... after I literally wasted millions of young lives in an assault on a defenseless country which I continued to dominate and play-around with before leaving out of boredom. I do not see anything wrong with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 The last few days's headlines in the Caelum Union : "Almost all of The Caelum Union's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense." So, the economy and army just keep on growing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
