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The last few weeks in the Caelum Union : 

  • Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Caelum Union to be bombproof.
  • TCU-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • Much of The Caelum Union's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • Nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Caelumian Liberator".
  • The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.

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My week in review:

 

  • 8 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • 10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • 15 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the The Onigiri Enclave Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 16 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, The Onigiri Enclave has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the government funds large training centres to turn Fabulous Onigiris into functioning members of society.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Least Corrupt Governments, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, almost all of The Onigiri Enclave's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, The Onigiri Enclave's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 5 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 6 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, and Most Cultured.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, all guns must be registered.

 

This week was NOT a good week to be a kid in The Onigiri Enclave.

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Current events in the land of the Bright Dawn:

  • religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • the The Bright Dawn Confederation Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.

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Recent events in the Caelum Union :

  • Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • The Caelum Union has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • The sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Caelum Union after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • Eminent domain has been abolished.
  • Tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • The newspaper industry is subsidized by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • The Caelum Union's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
  • People of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'.
  • There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • Voting is voluntary.
  • The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • Citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • The art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • Economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • The government pours millions of Bits into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • Immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • Criminals are thrown to the Phoenixes to repay their debt to society.

And then the economy went up twofold and I woke up to this : 

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Well, these are some of the events to take place in The Onigiri Enclave in the last week:

 

  • 7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Onigiri Enclave.
  • 10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • 16 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Leader off a murder charge.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 4 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Nicest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 6 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave's influence in Union of Equestria rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 6 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Largest Governments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.

 

Don't you just hate it when you can't even murder folks in your office without someone making a fracas about it? :awesomecheer:

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"The nation needs more fighting men, all right," retorts Corporal Evan O, phoning in from the front lines. "So much so that it doesn't really matter whether they're men. We should do away with all sexual discrimination in the military. So long as soldiers can meet physical requirements, shoot straight, and be ready to fight and die with a cry of 'We're alive, let's keep it that way' on their lips, I say that's all that matters."

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be ready to fight and die with a cry of 'We're alive, let's keep it that way'

 

10/10 most ironical war cry

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"MERRY MEALS, MERRY WORKERS!" chants a pubescent protester. "For far too long have our families starved because of pitiful wages. I mean, really, what are we supposed to do with one Breadcrumb a day? Eat it!? The Imperium of Duck needs to set a new minimum floor for wages, and protect workers – the least that can go wrong is a little bump in the price of your Big Max - what's the big deal?"

 

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  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Castile_and_Leont2.pngKaillun, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kaillunian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.

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Here's some of the events of the past week in The Onigiri Enclave:

 

  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, voting is voluntary.
  • 6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 14 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Onigiri Enclave to be bombproof.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Turds of property damage.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • 4 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave lodged a message on the Union of Equestria Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
  • 4 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • 5 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 6 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave lodged a message on the Union of Equestria Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in the_onigiri_enclave__549080t2.pngThe Onigiri Enclave, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.

 

My civil rights are now the lowest they've ever been, at 73 (Excellent), but my political freedoms are the highest they've ever been at 87 (Excessive).

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So, I was wondering who was regularly plugging away with their nations? Our region is in a pinch as we're now founderless, and there's no way for anyone to take the mantle of region leader. Makes it quite hard to do inter-region stuff like embassies.

 

Anyhow, I'm almost in the Top 100 in the world for Recreational Drug Use, sitting at 112th. I'm also in the Top 1% in the world for Inclusiveness and Foreign Aid.

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4 hours ago, Lord Nanfoodle said:

So, I was wondering who was regularly plugging away with their nations? Our region is in a pinch as we're now founderless, and there's no way for anyone to take the mantle of region leader. Makes it quite hard to do inter-region stuff like embassies.

 

Anyhow, I'm almost in the Top 100 in the world for Recreational Drug Use, sitting at 112th. I'm also in the Top 1% in the world for Inclusiveness and Foreign Aid.

I screwed up the region when I was setting it up anyway so even if I was still using this I wouldn't be able to do anything

 

I recommend making a new region 

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3 hours ago, MoltenKitten said:

I screwed up the region when I was setting it up anyway so even if I was still using this I wouldn't be able to do anything

 

I recommend making a new region 

I might just do that. Just need to find out how many folks would be interested in a new region.

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I have begun a new region. It is called "The Bunny Fire" and the password is (everything underlined, not counting the quotes) "MaGiC PoLiCe!!"

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  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • 11 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • 19 hours ago: Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks's influence in Norrland rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".

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Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.

  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • 7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks, the government pours millions of biteses into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 20 hours ago: Yapt2.pngCookiesandmilks's influence in Norrland rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.

I'm sure this will have no lasting effect on my nation...just use leaves or newspaper.

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